R • "Michael"/coffee, mention of Tom/Michael
Tom tugged at his collar. Definitely uncomfortable. In the way that would make it painful or at least embarrassing for him to stand up and come out from behind his own desk for a while.
Tom's wife, who he had reason to believe was a significant source of Tom/Michael fanfic, was going to explode when this aired.
Three hundred years from now, fake news is alive and well and still playing gay chicken.