Chao Patties

Some of this shit actually happened and is only slightly embellished; some are pure fantasy but could well have happened...

In which a reporter is incompetent, a policeman is ignorant, and I am pissed. (UPDATED with breaking failnews)

A record of a particular Lost Ring task, in which I smack a parallel version of me about the head and face with a clew-by-four.

Or: model/texture extractor + model viewer/exporter + 3D software + P-shop = wheeee

Really, this was just an excuse to play dressup with a gun turret and the Weighted Companion Cube.