Chao Patties

All my textures are fresh baked from scratch without additives, preservatives, or anything I didn't photograph or paint, just for you.

NOTICE: You MAY use these as-is as website backgrounds as long as you put them on your own space, but I'm telling you right now you really don't want to. They are huge and will take forever to load and dialuppers will gather torches and pitchforks and come break your door down and haul you out of your house by your feet and string you up by your thumbs and let crows eat your liver. Trust me.

If you hotlink these, I will embarrass you.