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An easy and unorthodox cookie recipe found during data recovery operations on Aperture Science Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System (GLaDOS) Core C.

ONE EIGHTEEN POINT TWO FIVE OUNCE BOX CAKE MIX, ANY FLAVOR

TWO EGGS

ONE SLASH TWO CUP VEGETABLE OIL

IF DESIRED, OPTIONAL INGREDIENTS SUCH AS

CHOPPED PECANS, CHOPPED WALNUTS, CHOPPED CASHEWS, OR OTHER TREE NUTS
PEANUTS
FIVE SLASH SIXTEENTHS INCH SELF-LOCKING NUTS
CHOCOLATE CHIPS
CHOCOLATE COVERED TOFFEE BAR DEBRIS
RAISINS, DATES, CRANBERRIES, OR OTHER FRUIT, MOISTURE-DEPLETED FOR OPTIMAL RESULTS
CANDY COATED CHOCOLATE PIECES
GRATED ORANGE RHUBARB
ALL-PURPOSE RHUBARB
RHUBARB ON FIRE
CROSS BORE HOLE ELECTROMAGNETIC IMAGING RHUBARB
CHOW MEIN NOODLES
QUICK-CURE EPOXY
PUFFED CRISP RICE; COCOA OR FRUIT-FLAVORED CORN SPHERES; RICE, CORN, AND SLASH OR WHEAT MATRICES; OR OTHER BREAKFAST CEREAL
SHREDDED COCONUT

MAY BE ADDED TO THE BATTER PRIOR TO DEPLOYMENT BY SPOONFULS ONTO LIGHTLY GREASED BAKING SHEET.

BAKE FOR EIGHT TO TEN MINUTES AT THREE HUNDRED FIFTY DEGREES. REMOVE FROM OVEN AND COOL.

IF DESIRED, COOKIES MAY BE DECORATED WITH FROSTING AND GARNISHES SUCH AS

FISH-SHAPED CRACKERS
FISH-SHAPED CANDIES
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