Chao Patties

Delicious cheesy meaty soup. I'm not a fan of cooked carrots, but they really make this soup yummy.

Everybody loves ramen, right? Sure. Now here's a better way to make it.

Hint: you know that sodium bomb they call a "flavor packet?" Throw that fucker away, you won't need it.

A hot crusty focaccia roll with melty provolone, topped with ham/feta/tomato/avocado/olive salad.

Shrimp sauteed with tomatoes and mushrooms in a red wine sauce, with cheese-stuffed tortellini.

Make your own tortellini if you want, but that's way too much grief for me. I just get the good fresh kind they keep in the chilled-shit section at the grocery store. Actually, I have a bad habit of eating those right out of the package.