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I likes to cook, yes I does.

Most of these are either my recipes, family recipes, or recipes I've found elsewhere and tinkered with heavily. 

If you are wanting vegetarian or vegan versions of the recipes that contain dairy or meat, I can't really help you beyond suggesting fakemeat, tofu, beans, or mushrooms as a substitute for meat, olive oil as a substitute for butter, vegetable broth as a substitute for meat broth, and soy/almond/rice/hemp/plastic versions of milk and cheese. Sorry.



Potato Salad of the Gods

This is the legendary family potato salad, which has been passed down to me. I've kind of hemmed and hawed over whether or not to put the recipe out on the Internets, but as it turns out my grandmother actually included it in a number of fundraising cookbooks, so the recipe was already out in the wild.

But she still got to sit back and laugh while one after another, friends and loved ones attempted to duplicate the potato salad and failed. Even I'm not 100% proficient at it yet. So, uh--GOOD LUCK

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Lazy Winter Slop

Warning: do not eat this every day. It is not good for you. But it's so delicious and so easy, especially when it's cold out and you don't feel like cooking fancy shit.

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Cheeseburger Soup

Delicious cheesy meaty soup. I'm not a fan of cooked carrots, but they really make this soup yummy.

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No-Bake Turtle Cheesecake

A quick and easy and deadly pie. You can substitute or add whatever nuts you like; I just used walnuts because they are delicious and they were cheap.

Last Updated on Monday, 29 December 2008 14:40 Read more...
 

Ramen Done Right

Everybody loves ramen, right? Sure. Now here's a better way to make it.

Hint: you know that sodium bomb they call a "flavor packet?" Throw that fucker away, you won't need it.

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