Chao Patties

tl;dr: unless you are a very good friend (and by "friend" I mean "the kind I have hung out with in real life or at least have been friendly with on teh Intarwebs for a long time"), the answer is probably going to be no.

The long version:

Will you design my website? 

Um, you probably don't want me to. A lot of what I used to know and what used to be OMG KEWL code-wise is now dated at best and obsolete at worst. And as far as graphics go it's taken me this long to slap a fresh coat of paint on my own site, does that give you any idea?

Will you draw my comic?

Hell no. I've had all the drawing I can stand. Even my mostly Poser-made Silent Hill fan comic has gotten a little old.

Will you write my comic?

Probably not. I have enough projects of my own going already. I don't really need any more.

Will you do a guest strip for my comic?

If it's one I read regularly and like, I probably will! If I've never heard of your comic, I probably won't!

OMG I have this idea for a fanfic/some fanart, it's got (canon character) and ME doing (sexual act) but I can't write/draw, will you write it/draw it for me???

Please die.

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