Chao Patties

Well, that's a little vague. Mind elaborating a little?

There's not enough images/no Flash toys/no blinky beepy sparkly shit.

I'm a little more concerned with this thing called "content." Maybe you've heard of it. You want stupid blinky beepy sparkly shit and Flash toys, go to Newgrounds or YTMND or make a Blingee or something. 

If it's pictures you're after, there are plenty in the Gallery.

You use a prefab backend and you don't code it by hand.

Are you volunteering to do it for me? No? Then don't worry about it.

I don't have time to do this shit by hand. I have this thing. It's called "a life." Maybe you've heard of that.

Shit, man, I barely have enough time to dink with the thing as it is. Just enjoy the content and don't worry about how it's being served. 

Are you ever going to find a template that doesn't suck? This one looks like a hospital waiting room.

Okay, for the first time since Chao Patties went to Joomla: screw you, I love this template. If you don't like it, please feel free to design me a new one. Otherwise, kindly SD&STFU.

You use too many big words.

Get a dictionary. 

You use too many bad words.

Fuck you.

You write fanfic. Fanfic is stupid/disrespectful/destroying the ozone layer/etc.

The section is clearly marked. Don't read it.

(Insert other reason here) 

Go somewhere else. 

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