Chao Patties

Ficbit • .hack • PG • het

 It's bad enough that I keep finding myself not in the expected Root Town when I log in lately, but in a dark and creepy room in this Net Slum place (which I /know/ I've asked you to delete). It's bad enough that when I appear in this place, my character has been hacked such that he is completely naked save for a feathered loincloth.

 Helba/Balmung, silly and wrong.

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To: lios @ the-world.cyberconnect.com
Sender: balmung @ altimitisp.net
Subject: Account hacked--please help

I have asked you several times to do something about this Helba character, and you haven't done a thing.

It's bad enough that I keep finding myself not in the expected Root Town when I log in lately, but in a dark and creepy room in this Net Slum place (which I /know/ I've asked you to delete). It's bad enough that when I appear in this place, my character has been hacked such that he is completely naked save for a feathered loincloth. But Helba at least has the common decency to leave my items and equipment out for me in the corner of this room, so I can pick them up again and go about my business.

I have just logged in to find myself TIED TO THE BED, with my wings bound, my items and equipment nowhere to be seen, and "H3LB4 0WNZ J00" tattooed across my stomach.

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. FIX YOUR DAMN SECURITY HOLES OR I WILL NOT PAY FOR /ONE MORE MONTH/ ON THE WORLD.

Sincerely,
Balmung

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To: balmung @ altimitisp.net
Sender: lios @ the-world.cyberconnect.net [warning: headers may be forged]
Subject: Re: Account hacked--please help

Oh, you know you like it, fly boy.

--H

 

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