Chao Patties

Ultima VII • PG • gen

"That is precisely the thing to do, Avatar!"

In which Lord British croaks. Curse you, Yancey-Hausmann!

Warning: character death, obvs.

Ficbit • Ultima VI • PG • gen

None of them had ever seen a pink potion.

The ever-handy Guide to Potions made no mention of it, and no matter how many times Shamino flipped through the volume, a page concerning this odd draught still did not materialize. Jaana and Mariah took turns sniffing, squnting, and swirling, and both ultimately gave up trying to figure out just what this was.

"Well," Selece finally sighed, eyeing the odd liquid, "someone's just going to have to drink it."

Safety tip: when drinking a strange potion to see what it does... don't drink the whole thing.

PG-13 • Sam/Dean 

"Uh huh." Sam quirked an eyebrow. "When the doctor asked you what day it was, what'd you say?"

"Okay, no, that doesn't have anything to do with--"

"Because I dunno, maybe I missed a memo somewhere but the last time I checked, 'Spewsday, Novembruary the Eleventeenth' wasn't on the calendar--"

"Oh for--dude, I was nervous! You know I don't like hospitals!"

"--and I know we're kinda out of touch with current events and all, but I don't think Chuck Norris is the President of the United States right now."

 In which Dean is injured and bitchy, and Sam keeps him out of the driver's seat by any means necessary.

Warning: boys kissing.

R • gen

Fuck, if worse came to worse, maybe he could get a job as a model for Lisa Frank.

WARNING: Mary Sewage, bad words, brief Sam/Not-Andy-OFC makin' out 

In which Sam fucks off to college and pisses off a Mary Sue old family friend.