Fanbrain Droppings

The Hellawack Shiznit that happens inside my brizzle

Is that a sledgehammer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Okay, well, it may be improper to actually play the game while the sun is out, but I can at least give you an update on the current contents of Travis’s pockets.

Melee weapons:

  • Portable TVs: 3
  • Big alcohol bottles: 4
  • Toasters: 3
  • Scalpels: 2
  • Meat cleavers: 1
  • 2x4s: 2
  • Small filing cabinets: 2
  • Screwdrivers: 2
  • IV stands: 2
  • Straight razors: 2
  • Kitchen knives: 3
  • Billy clubs: 2
  • Typewriters: 2
  • Iron pokers: 1
  • Sledgehammers: 5 (I like these and am trying to not waste them)
  • Meat hooks: 3
  • Toolboxes: 1
  • Crates: 1
  • Table lamps: 1
  • Huge wrenches: 1
  • Stacks of iron weights: 2
  • Katanas: 2

Firearms:

  • .22 pistol
  • Shotgun
  • 9mm pistol
  • Rifle

Supplies:

  • Energy drinks: 5
  • .22 rounds: 51
  • Shotgun shells: 28
  • Health drinks: 2
  • First aid kits: 2
  • Ampoules: 2
  • 9mm rounds: 8

Plus the flashlight, radio, maps, assorted notes, and spoilery items I shall not name.

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