Archive for March, 2006
Please make Clemente go away now.
Seriously, I’ve hated him ever since he set foot on the show. And not in the good “oh hell no you go die in fire now you lovely wonderful bastard heh heh heh mrr” way I hate Sawyer* either. It’s the “for fuck’s sake, not him again, can we just skip this scene” hate. Shit, Morris** is a twerp, but at least he’s an occasionally amusing twerp. Clemente has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
So please send him to jail or let Bobby finish the job or give him an 8-ball laced with Drano or let him catch whatever plague you’re going to hit County with next week*** or something already.
*Yeah, just when I start to really like him, he goes “OH HAY BTW REMEMBER WHAT A COLOSSAL ASSHOLE I AM?” and I go “GRAAHmmnrmhotDIE.” But Sawyer-brand assholery is assholery with STYLE. But enough mixing of Lostbabble and ERbabble.
**I have made a small wager with Stepmom that Morris and whatsername, Albright, the bitchy surgeon chick, will be boinking by the end of the season.
***And for the love of the tiny chocolate baby Jesus, how many times have they done this OMG PLAGUE thing now? Next week will be at least three, if memory serves.