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Cave Johnson here! You are now reading this in my voice.

  • Posted on May 14, 2012 at 12:41 pm

That’s because it’s printed on special paper the lab boys cooked up that makes you read whatever’s printed on it in my voice. It’s working like a charm for me but hell, I read everything in my voice anyway. So if you’re reading this in Elmer Fudd’s voice or something, you might want to flag down a test associate and let ‘em know because that’s not supposed to happen.

Oh and just a heads-up—the lab boys just told me the special paper that makes you read everything in my voice might have a few side effects. So if you’re reading something printed on it and you experience a sudden awareness of your tongue taking up space in your mouth or you realize you haven’t blinked or swallowed in a while, whatever you do, DO NOT YAWN. We don’t know what’ll happen, but it probably won’t be a weekend in the Bahamas with a drink that has a little paper umbrella in it if you know what I mean.

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Portal 2: the money shot

  • Posted on April 23, 2011 at 1:25 am

A more non-spoilery question: show of hands, who had way too much fun splattering gratuitous amounts of conversion gel everywhere?

How about that one part where you fire it into a ventilation intake and watch a fan spray it all over creation–how many of you kept a straight face?

Finally… how many of you took screencaps for later use as “I came” macros?

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Why I will be glad when Easter is over

  • Posted on April 21, 2011 at 8:41 pm

Because I can wash my hands of the piece whose composer did this: