Posts tagged with 'Rage'

Fuck you, Goodhair

  • Posted on March 10, 2011 at 11:15 am

Hey, we might have cut the shit out of education funding to the extent that your school district couldn’t afford to keep them but it’s totally not our fault if your kid’s teachers get laid off!

No, seriously, can this please be what finally pisses enough people off to vote this smug catfucker out of office next time?

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Oh, for fuck’s sake

  • Posted on November 30, 2010 at 10:55 am

So now, I guess women shouldn’t fly at That Time Of The Month because apparently,  a pad is just one more place a bomb could be hiding.

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Fuck tha TSA

  • Posted on November 23, 2010 at 4:16 pm

TSA screeners: BAWWWWW STOP BEING MEAN TO US WE’RE JUST DOING OUR JOBS AND FURTHERMORE YOU SHOULD BE THANKING US FOR TREATING YOU LIKE A CRIMINAL THE SECOND YOU WALK INTO AN AIRPORT, BAWWWWW

So… I guess this one was just ~*doing his job*~ when he kidnapped a woman from an airport parking lot, took her home, and raped her?

And those of you who might feel like going “but safety” and “well ~*I*~ don’t mind the naked scanner/gropey patdown”: no1curr that you don’t mind strangers touching you or looking at your naked body.

You are not everyone. Some people have valid fucking reasons to not want strangers touching or looking at their bodies, up to and including “I simply don’t want strangers touching or looking at my body.”

Personally, if my choices are “allow a stranger at a remote location to look at a slightly blurry full-length naked picture of me on equipment that despite all the TSA’s handwaving certainly DOES allow images to be saved and transferred” or “allow a stranger to grab my breasts and crotch in front of God and everyone,” I’m never flying again.

And no, I give not a single fuck if the gropey screener is also female. There is a very short list of people who are allowed to touch certain parts of my body, and she is not on it. There is likewise a very short list of people who are allowed to see what my body looks like without clothing over it, and the dude at the console is not on it.

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are you fucking serious

  • Posted on November 2, 2010 at 6:46 pm

are you seriously fucking serious

seriously

You’ll have to excuse me, after spending the last couple months raising money and otherwise doing things to help the Alzheimer’s Association and Texas Childrens’ Hospital and PFLAG and UNICEF I am just a tad miffed to see some overprivileged assholes begging for $25K that could and should go to someone who is actually going to do something that fucking helps people with it because they don’t want to pay out of their own pockets for their fucking Potter fanfic archive.

BRB, voting for ten proposals that aren’t FA.

The fuck is wrong with some people

  • Posted on October 8, 2010 at 11:01 pm

(near verbatim repeat of comment on the rage_free post about this bullshit)

Us Ghostbusters spent today hanging out with sick kids at Texas Children’s Hospital. A little boy came up to get his picture taken with us and his mom gently prompted him to tell us his good news, which was that his bone marrow had started working again and I know at least two of us (myself included) almost lost it right there. That was the first child we talked to.

And now I come home and see this. How the fucking fuckety fuck can a grown-ass person do this to a dying child? I don’t get it. The boat left and I was not on the boat. I don’t have the capacity to understand this. I can’t even. I just don’t.

FLAMES on the sides of my fucking FACE.

  • Posted on August 8, 2009 at 3:18 am

Some asshole in an Escalade kills two cyclists, and his equally assholish father boohoos until Goodhair vetos a bill that would have required motorists to give cyclists, runners, pedestrians, construction workers, and so on three lousy feet of clearance.

Given that this is the Houston Chronicle, you can probably guess what kind of ignorant entitlement bullshit is in the comments.

stop this fucking planet right now, I want off it

  • Posted on August 6, 2009 at 11:02 pm

Don’t click here unless you have a fifth of hard liquor, a padded surface to bang your head against, and something to pummel that has no central nervous system and won’t press charges. All of which I wish I’d had handy before I clicked on it myself.

Also one of my favorite dogs (Sarge) died today so if anyone’s making a beer run to Mars or something anytime soon, please just let me ride along and then drop me off there. Thanks.

*rageface*

  • Posted on August 3, 2009 at 12:34 pm

Triathlete killed during a race in a hit-n-run by a drunk driver; way too many commenters still think it was the victim’s fault and them dern bicyclers need to GTFO their roads.

why do I read comments on articles like this

why

Warning: may induce rageface

  • Posted on May 26, 2009 at 4:53 pm

“By allowing these numerous false marriages to stand, the Supreme Court is holding out to impressionable boys and girls the unnatural role model of homosexual ‘marriages’” said Thomasson. “This is not what the people of California voted for. They voted to ensure that the only marriage in California is a marriage between a man and a woman.”

Oh my God, would you just shut up?

I’d say more, but it just keeps turning into
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Warning: I’m going to talk about my boobs

  • Posted on May 18, 2009 at 4:02 pm

So let me ask you something:

Why is it that women who have no boobs or small boobs can just walk into any retailer that even has a half-ass lingerie department and scoop up an armload of sports bras, many of which are probably $20 or less and do their jobs very well, but those of us who actually need them can barely find any that fit and support worth a shit for less than $50 and usually have to search high and low to find the damn things in the first place?

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