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Why I love TF2

  • Posted on June 15, 2011 at 1:50 pm

The scene: last night, someone wandered onto a new server I hang out on a lot, which is co-admin’d by the “Intarweb Boyfriend” and some other dudes I’ve played with a lot. Anyway, the dude that wandered in was sporting a seriously racist name which I will not repeat here.

Now. There is something you should know about the “Intarweb Boyfriend.” He is one of the most laid-back people you will ever meet. There are only three things I’ve ever seen make him rage:

1. Cruelty to animals
2. Fred Phelps/the AFA/other such homophobic douchewads


3. Racist assholes.

So the second this asshole joined I knew shit was about to get good and kept one eye on the text chat.

“Intarweb Boyfriend” and his co-admin(s) asked the guy nicely to change the name. He didn’t.

So they started fucking with him. I was too busy trying to spam grenades at people and cap a point and not die to see what all they did, but I did happen to walk past the dude once and found him–racist-ass name still in place–frozen on the spot by the admins. I later heard they’d blinded him for a minute or so (out in the open where people could kill the shit out of him) and hit him with an effect called “drugs” which basically randomly tilts your view of the world all over the place and turns it pretty colors.

And still he would not change the name.

So finally, “Intarweb Boyfriend” changed it for him.

To which he replied (in text chat; look for the guy with the long gibberish name and a bad case of buttmad)

…and got in return a chorus of “u mad bro?” and “why you mad tho?” and “TROLOLOLOLO”. Apparently this was not the response he wanted, because then he ragequit. And there was much rejoicing.

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I want to send this skater a medal

  • Posted on September 13, 2010 at 9:09 pm

A planned Quran burning Saturday in Amarillo was thwarted by a 23-year-old carrying a skateboard and wearing a T-shirt with “I’m in Repent Amarillo No Joke” scrawled by hand on the back.

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via ladysisyphus@lj, et al

  • Posted on October 13, 2008 at 1:11 pm

This is just awesome.

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hee hee hee

  • Posted on August 23, 2007 at 10:32 pm

To answer a few questions:

Sadly, I don’t know which MySpaceTard this was, or else I sure as hell would have gotten some screencaps. As for what he was trying to hotlink… the Gallery’s .htaccess just flat-out quietly blocks MySpace without a stand-in. I can only guess that he tried to leech:

A) something from proper, most likely one of the ginormous textures (I really should fix that .htaccess to block everything but Renderosity someday) and got this instead

B) Or, more likely, judging from his feeling the need to e-mail me and flip his shit about what I did to his MySpace, something from w00t or BoT… and got this or this, respectively. [WARNING: if you have a history of epileptic seizures, DO NOT CLICK THOSE LINKS, I will not be held responsible if you do and end up swallowing your tongue or some shit]


  • Posted on August 23, 2007 at 6:43 pm

Looks like someone found out the hard way that I block hotlinking from MySpace…

Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:32:39 EDT
From: [dumbfuck]
To: holychao[at]chaobell[dot]net
Subject: (no subject)

what the fuck did you do to my myspace you asshole