Posts tagged with 'portal'

Cave Johnson here! You are now reading this in my voice.

  • Posted on May 14, 2012 at 12:41 pm

That’s because it’s printed on special paper the lab boys cooked up that makes you read whatever’s printed on it in my voice. It’s working like a charm for me but hell, I read everything in my voice anyway. So if you’re reading this in Elmer Fudd’s voice or something, you might want to flag down a test associate and let ‘em know because that’s not supposed to happen.

Oh and just a heads-up—the lab boys just told me the special paper that makes you read everything in my voice might have a few side effects. So if you’re reading something printed on it and you experience a sudden awareness of your tongue taking up space in your mouth or you realize you haven’t blinked or swallowed in a while, whatever you do, DO NOT YAWN. We don’t know what’ll happen, but it probably won’t be a weekend in the Bahamas with a drink that has a little paper umbrella in it if you know what I mean.

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So random

  • Posted on May 30, 2011 at 11:27 am

Pinkie Pie will bake you a very special lemon cupcake if you are her friend.

It has a candle on top. Light it and run.

(Yes, I bought a pony at the con, shut up)

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hey lady

  • Posted on April 28, 2011 at 9:59 pm

I had to make something.

Cut for pic and extremely minor Portal 2 spoiler.

hey lady- continue reading

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Portal 2: the money shot

  • Posted on April 23, 2011 at 1:25 am

A more non-spoilery question: show of hands, who had way too much fun splattering gratuitous amounts of conversion gel everywhere?

How about that one part where you fire it into a ventilation intake and watch a fan spray it all over creation–how many of you kept a straight face?

Finally… how many of you took screencaps for later use as “I came” macros?

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po-tay-to, po-tah-to

  • Posted on April 22, 2011 at 10:42 pm

Cut for spoilers; if you have not seen propulsion gel come nae further.

po-tay-to, po-tah-to- continue reading

Oh shit, Valve. ♥

  • Posted on April 22, 2011 at 12:37 am

Portal 2 spoilers ahoy. If you have not encountered repulsion gel, come nae further.

Oh shit, Valve. ♥- continue reading

one potato, two potato, half a million potato, IN BASE FOUR I’M FINE

  • Posted on April 18, 2011 at 2:31 pm

…sooooo basically, Aperture is generating auxiliary power to reboot GLaDOS with 500,000 of these.

Yeah, that… that sounds about right. Love ya, Valve. XD

(bought it, downloaded it Saturday oh my God 11GB in one day holy shit fuck I love you real Internet connection, just waiting for Valve to flip whatever magic “release” switch they have. also if you are one of the nine lucky bastards–er, Active Test Subjects playing right now, I seethe with envy)

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Please take care of it.

  • Posted on July 26, 2008 at 8:33 pm

Oh hey, I was farting around with extracted textures and models in C4D and ended up with PSP wallpaper.

The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.

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  • Posted on June 21, 2008 at 2:26 pm

Companion Cube pattern (WIP)

Working on outlining now. Colors need some tweaking, and I probably need to whittle that palette down a bit.

Because I haven’t made any new PSP wallpapers in a while

  • Posted on June 7, 2008 at 11:32 pm

Aperture Science logo wallpapers! Six of ’em! …okay, they’re actually all the same wallpaper with different colored backgrounds, whatever.

[ETA: make that seven, I forgot about the BTS version.]

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