Posts tagged with 'pets'

Well, shit.

  • Posted on August 10, 2008 at 11:55 am

My mom’s 17-year-old weenie dog (whom I had previously immortalized in this macro) has died. She finally said “enough of this shit” and stopped eating and drinking earlier this week; Mom had made the appointment to have her put to sleep, but she saved them the trouble and went on her own. She was buried in her stinky blankie, with her fifty million chew bones, in the garden with the little St. Francis statue watching over her.

So long, Teeny Weeny.

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  • Posted on December 31, 2005 at 10:16 am

Dear Jeebus People:

Please to not be knocking on my door asking where the Spanish-speakers are. I do not know.

xoxo
Me

P.S. And no, I would not like a tract in English, but thanks anyway.

And once again, on a three-day weekend, my body decides that nap = sleep for nine hours. Not nine solid hours, on account of Spazz going “I want in the bedroom! …no, wait, I want OUT of the bedroom! …no, I want IN the bedroom! NO WAIT LET ME OUT! NO WAIT LET ME IN!” and not settling down till like 6:00 this morning. And you can’t ignore him when he’s in and wants out, because he might need to go potty, and you can’t ignore him when he’s out and wants in because he’ll scratch on the door with all his strength (which is considerable) and scratch and meeh and scratch and scratch and MEEH and SCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCH until you let him in.

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  • Posted on November 22, 2005 at 1:52 pm

Sam (see userpic)has passed away. Poor old ugly thing.

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  • Posted on November 10, 2005 at 2:04 pm

Green puppy!

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DAMN CAT

  • Posted on March 3, 2005 at 8:39 pm

Mini-Me: *approaches chair, looks up at me with wide-eyed “I love you, Mommy” expression*

Me: *pats knee* C’mon.

Mini-Me: *hop* HUK! *barfs on Mommy’s lap*

Me: AAAAAAGH *changes pants, cleans up chair, fortunately this is a simple task because most of the barf went ON PANTS*

Mini-Me: ^_^

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