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PETA Godwins itself

  • Posted on February 9, 2009 at 9:58 pm

Staaaaaaaaaaaaay classy, PETA.

Oh lawd.

  • Posted on November 18, 2008 at 10:37 am

Well, I played Mama Kills Animals, and I have two things to say about it:

1. It makes me want to go buy the real Cooking Mama, and

2. If you are putting feathers in your giblet gravy, you are DOING IT WRONG.

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OKAY PEOPLE

  • Posted on November 17, 2008 at 10:17 pm

WHOSE TURN WAS IT TO KEEP PETA FROM DOING STUPID SHIT ON THE INTERNET THIS WEEK

FESS UP NOW

Nah, I haven’t played it, but I’ve seen enough secondhand description of it to not feel like wasting my precious dialup tubes on waiting for it to load. I’ll poke it if I get bored at work tomorrow and have met my werdz quota on NaNo and SS*BB stuff.

Oh dear God.

  • Posted on September 23, 2008 at 11:27 pm

I guess PETA figured “fuck it, nobody takes us seriously anymore anyway (gosh, we can’t imagine why), might as well pull out all the batshit stops.”

And although I’m going to give them some of the benefit of the doubt and say that probably wasn’t the message they meant to send, the implied “cows > women” is just …um, no. You do not win the ten-day cruise or the year’s supply of Cheez-Its, but we do have this lovely parting gift of a clue and a hot cup of STFU for you. Thanks for playing.

Whose turn was it to keep PETA from doing stupid shit this week?

  • Posted on August 15, 2008 at 1:18 pm
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So I guess they figured “Well, we’ve pissed pretty much everyone in the US off, now we’ve pissed pretty much everyone in Canada off, who are we missing… O RITE!

In a spectacular display of ignorance, PETA talking head Lindsay Rajt offers this gem:

“We think that Mexicans and other immigrants should be warned if they cross into the U.S. they are putting their health at risk by leaving behind a healthier, staple diet of corn tortillas, beans, rice, fruits and vegetables.”

Yeah, this would be the point where my jaw hit the floor.

Good grief, lady, while you’re at it you might as well take out full-page ads in New Orleans telling black people to stop eating fried chicken and stick with the watermelon and collard greens.

I have called PETA a lot of unkind things in the past, but not “racist shitheads.” Until now, anyway. Ugh. UGH.

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