Posts tagged with 'omg terroriststststs'

  • Posted on December 2, 2005 at 12:01 pm

Common sense gains a bit of a foothold. A few harmless items are allowed on airplanes again. Pilots and flight attendants TOTALLY FLIP THEIR SHIT and refer to things like nail clippers and tweezers as weapons.

Look, guys. If a terrorist wants to kill someone bad enough, it doesn’t matter what’s allowed on the plane and what’s not, he’s going to fucking kill someone. He could strangle you with a necktie or a shoelace. He could hit you across the head very hard with a very heavy book. He could stab you with the KNIFE AND FORK YOU BRING HIM WITH THE GODDAMN IN-FLIGHT MEAL.

SD, STFU, and deal.

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