Posts tagged with 'lolwut'

Werewolves and chuds, oh my

  • Posted on March 25, 2010 at 11:01 am

Officers found the shirtless man standing in front of the store with a large nanite sword in his hand.

That’s what they said, a nanite sword. O_o

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*headdesk*

  • Posted on February 3, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Dear local tae kwon do school:

Oh hell no you did not make a website whose index page consists almost entirely of a big-ass still of the Morpheus-vs.-Neo dojo scene in The Matrix.

brb, ruining science fiction

  • Posted on October 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm

Basically, this d-bag’s whole problem boils down to “ew, girls.”

I tried to rage about it, but after a certain point you just kind of have to go “lol ok” and laugh because this guy nobody really ever seems to have heard of is spewing this colossal wall of text when he could have gotten the same sad, juvenile point across with this:

Also it kind of makes me want to write more West Wing/Fake News In Space. With extra gay.

Something I haven’t done in a while:

  • Posted on October 12, 2009 at 10:24 am

Fun with chaobell.net search requests!

why are there no hot dog carts in hermann park houston

There used to be! Mmm, street meat. I guess the same health department bullshit that keeps knocking good taco trucks off the road has hit the hot dog carts.

hamilton beach single serve blender hard to open

Did you try a hammer? This might void your warranty, though.

frozen bananas origin

The vast Antarctic banana plantations. Also your freezer.

do you see my fuckin face

No, actually, I don’t.

fuzzy worms with horms

As opposed to fuzzy worms with horns, I guess.

fire on my boobs

Stop, drop, and roll.

every woman i have ever met has rejected me

Let me guess: you’re a Nice Guy.

huge things in assholes

…and that would be our segue to the more NSFW requests from Ding Ding!

Something I haven’t done in a while:- continue reading

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Um.

  • Posted on March 19, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Chaobell.net’s winning unusual search request of the month:

“does it hurt to wank”

…

…if it does, I’d say you’re probably doing it wrong.

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