Posts tagged with 'lol wut'

The longer you look, the funnier it gets

  • Posted on January 27, 2011 at 1:36 pm

I got rid of a bunch of junk over the weekend, including a stack of ancient game magazines. I had to keep this one to scan and show you, though…

Apparently, either DeeJay is eleven feet tall or Cammy is a halfling. That might actually explain where the fuck her midsection went, though.

Not even going to start on the faces because oh dear God.

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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

  • Posted on January 7, 2011 at 11:15 pm

Well obviously we have a mummy on Chestnut Falls.

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*headdesk*

  • Posted on December 28, 2010 at 8:25 pm

why do you have this*, Amazon

why

(bonus lulz in the reviews)

*some of you may need an explanation

O_o

  • Posted on December 12, 2010 at 12:05 am

Subject line of spam received today:

Big penis like a girl

“I have an extra bacon dog, help yourself.” DON’T MIND IF I DO.

  • Posted on December 10, 2010 at 11:09 pm

I, uh… would kinda like to see a fic with Discworld’s Death and Supernatural’s Death hanging out eating greasy diner food and talking business.

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This holder may void your iPad’s warranty

  • Posted on September 14, 2010 at 9:39 am

(oh also by the way in case you missed the post last night, comments on the blog are acting the way they should again and not being dumped into the spam folder behind my back–seriously, I just thought nobody was commenting anymore ;_; )

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via ontd_p:

  • Posted on May 22, 2010 at 11:13 am

Eat your asparagus, kids!

Because if you don’t, it’ll wreck your fucking town.

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i want guaranteed freshness

  • Posted on December 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm

The Greater Houston and South Texas Better Business Bureau has received a complaint from a guy who just wants the fresh blunt wrap he paid the princely sum of $1.07 for.

I can’t stop laughing because this is exactly the kind of thing my ex would do.

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PSA

  • Posted on August 25, 2009 at 8:30 pm

SHOW US YOUR PENIS

If your name is not Spider Jerusalem, you do not get to do this.

I’m just sayin’.

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Caveat wootor

  • Posted on May 23, 2009 at 1:30 pm

So the Intarweb Boyfriend spotted a Zune on woot.com for something like $75 and thought it looked like a sweet deal, and so he proceeded to order one. And much like I’ve been poinging and poking RedOctane all week in anticipation of the arrival of my fancy metal DDR pad, he’s been poinging and poking and tracking the whereabouts of his incoming Zune.

And yesterday, his Zune arrived. Well, it was the box that supposedly contained his Zune, anyway, though it seemed… strangely light. But hey, whatev, Zune. So he opened up the box and…

This is about the point when I received a text message from him to the effect of “So here’s the contents of my Zune box.” Attached to the message was this picture.

Your initial reaction is probably something like “Uh… heh… okay, and…?” Mine was exactly that, anyway. Because the thought that he might have paid $70someodd for a completely empty box is just not even a logical conclusion to draw, right?

My response: “…I hope that picture was taken after you removed the Zune from the box. Otherwise, FFFFFFFFUUUUU.”

His response this morning confirmed the FFFFFFFFUUUUUU.

So apparently the people at woot were appropriately mortified that they took $70someodd from this nice man and sent him an empty box for it, and they’re going to send him another box, hopefully one containing a fucking Zune, but it won’t even go out until Tuesday at the earliest.

But they are going to fix it, and this is the first thing I’ve ever heard about woot that was anything less than complimentary, and I’m sure it was an honest mistake, but I’ve had my share of mail-order misfortune and holy crap, I have never gotten a completely empty box, this is an entirely new level of hilarious fail.

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