Posts tagged with 'hurrdurr'

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  • Posted on January 27, 2010 at 10:44 am

Evidently, some well-meaning but horticulturally challenged citizen turned Davis in. Davis said the team of narcotics officers combed his house for about an hour, at one point discussing whether red and gold bamboo growing in his window might be marijuana. They also asked what he did with the watermelons and cantaloupes growing in his back yard.

“What would I do with them?” Davis said.

Yep, Harris County’s finest at work. GREAT JORB DEWDZ.

i want guaranteed freshness

  • Posted on December 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm

The Greater Houston and South Texas Better Business Bureau has received a complaint from a guy who just wants the fresh blunt wrap he paid the princely sum of $1.07 for.

I can’t stop laughing because this is exactly the kind of thing my ex would do.

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