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Groose, you asshole

  • Posted on February 9, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Via Tumblr people, cut for gifs and mild Skyward Sword spoiler.

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What’s been stuck in my head for two days now:

  • Posted on October 24, 2010 at 7:01 pm

Hitto pointo kaifuku suru nara kizugusuri to hougyoku FFFFFFFUUUUUU

o_O

  • Posted on October 19, 2010 at 2:44 pm

I finished Persona a couple nights ago–bad ending, I answered one lousy question from Mai wrong, so I’ll need to do another proper playthrough later. For now, I’m in the Snow Queen side quest, and… and, uh…

Okay, Moo? When you said there was a penis in it? I’m not sure what I was expecting but suffice it to say that a) this wasn’t it and b) that was an awesome thing to have to fight just before I went to bed, really D:

(how have I gone this long without having a “penis” tag, what is wrong with me)

LOL FUCK UR NUKESohgodpleasedon’thitme

  • Posted on September 27, 2010 at 9:47 pm

Overall, Persona has aged pretty well for an old PSX game (although I understand the PSP remake’s localization is about 1000000000000 times better than the original’s, so that might be a factor). Still, there’s one thing that amuses me.

“Nuclear” is a spell type in this game. As in, some Personas will give you spells that basically let you bring down hot nuclear death on enemies.

Some enemies are immune to this, or even reflect it back at you, or even ABSORB IT AND HEAL.

Now that’s amusing enough… but some of these same enemies, some of these enemies that apparently consider enriched uranium a food group… some of these enemies are weak vs. physical attacks.

Drop a nuke on its head and it doesn’t even notice… but punch it in the nose and it falls over and cries.

And then there’s the whole thing with guns and range and how I can only assume that Maki’s firearm is a $10 Airsoft pistol from a shady flea market booth, because that fucker has no range whatsoever.

Who plants a big pink tree in a mall, anyway

  • Posted on September 13, 2010 at 11:40 am

Current position: grinding levels and convincing critters to part with their spell cards, having just gotten the shit kicked out of me in the CEO’s office at SEBEC. NEED MOAR ICE-WIELDING PERSONA.

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New old game

  • Posted on September 11, 2010 at 10:02 pm

HEY GUYS, I GOT A SWEET NEW GAME TODAY

IT’S CALLED PERSONA, HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT

…yes, as of today I am finally no longer the only person on earth who has never played a single Megaten game. I picked up the PSP remake today. It comes with a soundtrack. Nice. I haven’t gotten very far yet–just found the key at the police station (hay guys, I said, do you think perhaps the key is in this big box on the wall clearly marked “KEYS,” while my companions are staring at random spots on the floor but anyway).

I decided to do my laundry at Mom’s today, which is farther away from me than the laundromat, solely so I could plug the PSP in to play this game.  And then it wanted to update my PSP’s firmware. And wouldn’t until the fucking battery charged to 60% or so. Which took pretty much the whole time I was at Mom’s, because it was dead dead dead.

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Who ya gonna BWAAAAAH

  • Posted on March 25, 2010 at 9:33 pm

One thing the Rabbids Channel has that the Check Mii Out Channel needs?

The ability to show your shit off on the Web.

The current Expo theme is “Geeks” and there was some internal debate about whether to submit the Colbert Rabbid or this.

[ETA: I had to five-star this one after I saw what was on its back.]

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BWAAAAAAAH

  • Posted on March 14, 2010 at 11:06 pm

I did my first 10K race yesterday–in costume–and did not die. Sadly, I lost the movie division of the costume contest to a pair of Oompa Loompas.

Because I did not die, I thought a reward of some sort was in order. So I finally got Rabbids Go Home. This is a stupid, stupid game, but it’s stupid in the good way. For about the entire first half-hour or so I played, I did not stop laughing at the Rabbids and their perpetual “HURRR” faces and the fact that they attack people by yelling “BWAAAAH” at them and knocking their clothes off and at the occasional FMV break when you pick up a thing and the Rabbids play with it for a bit before the game resumes. The basset hound is my favorite of these.

I’m having way too much fun painting clothes on Rabbids, putting silly things on their heads, rearranging their faces by slapping them around with a big foam glove, and slamming them around inside the Wiimote. Also there’s the Rabbids Channel, which is sort of like the Check Mii Out Channel except with Rabbids.

Do want.

  • Posted on December 29, 2009 at 5:08 pm

Saw this on the Nintendo Channel this morning. Needless to say, I came.

What’s that? Another survival horror game for the Wii that’s not a Resident Evil remake or spinoff? And which looks sort of like some terrible beautiful unholy child of Ju-On and Fatal Frame, going by the trailers I’ve seen? Oh God yes please.

fuck you, germs

  • Posted on December 28, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Dear immune system:

I am grateful for your nearly flawless service over the past few years.

And while I understand that everyone needs a break now and then, I must ask that next time, you not take yours right in the middle of my Christmas break. Seriously, what the fuck is this shit, I get sick maybe once a year and this time it has to be when I’m on vacation.

Fuck You (but keep up the good work when you get back to it),
Me

Also, my never-used but old-enough-that-I’ve-gotten-rid-of-the-box-and-receipt hot pot has a crack in the bottom of it.

At least I have games to keep me occupied. Thanks to some of my cousins, I am hooked on Guitar Hero and finally broke down and got a Wiitar and World Tour over the weekend.

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