Posts tagged with 'fuckfuckfucketyfuckingfuck'

*DEAD*

  • Posted on August 19, 2011 at 11:01 pm

Samuel L. Jackson reading “Go the Fuck to Sleep” may be the funniest thing I have ever heard. Ever.

Fucking Proper Fucking Booming

  • Posted on May 31, 2010 at 11:21 am

A brief fucking tutorial from DKos.

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stop this fucking planet right now, I want off it

  • Posted on August 6, 2009 at 11:02 pm

Don’t click here unless you have a fifth of hard liquor, a padded surface to bang your head against, and something to pummel that has no central nervous system and won’t press charges. All of which I wish I’d had handy before I clicked on it myself.

Also one of my favorite dogs (Sarge) died today so if anyone’s making a beer run to Mars or something anytime soon, please just let me ride along and then drop me off there. Thanks.

WTF.

  • Posted on August 14, 2008 at 9:41 am

Apparently, the La Marque fire marshal–yes, fire marshal–can arrest you for saying “fuck” in public now. Maybe I would be a little more understanding of this if the F-bomber had been berating the staff at the Wal-Mart where this happened when she said it, but no, she was talking to her mother and commenting on the fact that there were no fucking batteries at said Wal-Mart.

Which was when Fire Marshal Bill arrested her. Yeah, apparently he can do that.

I understand that it’s kind of a good idea to watch your mouth in public, but this is ridiculous. Or, if you will indulge me for a moment: fucking ridiculous.

I am so tempted to channel Spider Jerusalem and send Fire Marshal Bill a letter that’s nothing but the word “fuck” typed eight thousand times.

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