Posts tagged with 'FU'

brb, ruining science fiction

  • Posted on October 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm

Basically, this d-bag’s whole problem boils down to “ew, girls.”

I tried to rage about it, but after a certain point you just kind of have to go “lol ok” and laugh because this guy nobody really ever seems to have heard of is spewing this colossal wall of text when he could have gotten the same sad, juvenile point across with this:

Also it kind of makes me want to write more West Wing/Fake News In Space. With extra gay.

And sometimes, you just have to laugh…

  • Posted on September 17, 2009 at 11:21 am

…because if you don’t you will go pick up a Buick with your bare hands and bash your own head in with it.

Antiabortion activists have called [Susan G. Komen for the Cure] a “menace to women,” Bader reports, which, obviously, is like calling basil a menace to linguine. Their beef: Advocates for women with breast cancer don’t warn women about “the abortion/breast cancer connection.” Which, of course, is because there is no such thing.

I knew bullshit like this was going on–it’s the reason why I wouldn’t go to Curves if they paid me–but wow.

It just amazes me that people who would rather see women die of breast cancer than be able to go to Planned Parenthood for a screening can still have the balls to, in all seriousness,  call themselves “pro-life.”

FLAMES on the sides of my fucking FACE.

  • Posted on August 8, 2009 at 3:18 am

Some asshole in an Escalade kills two cyclists, and his equally assholish father boohoos until Goodhair vetos a bill that would have required motorists to give cyclists, runners, pedestrians, construction workers, and so on three lousy feet of clearance.

Given that this is the Houston Chronicle, you can probably guess what kind of ignorant entitlement bullshit is in the comments.

Things that make you go FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU

  • Posted on May 13, 2009 at 12:50 pm

KBR: SUPPORT TEH TROOPZ (unless they actually need something you’re supposed to be providing, then fuck ‘em)

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Dear, dear Governor Goodhair:

  • Posted on April 16, 2009 at 10:47 am

Please shut the fuck up.

No, really.

Shut. The. Fuck. UP.

This? This kind of irresponsible batshit crazytalk coming out of the mouth of our governor (also out of the mouths of people like john Cornyn and whats-er-name, Ms. “BAWWW AZN NAMES R HARD” )? This is why the rest of the country thinks we’re all uneducated trailer-dwelling NASCAR-watching assault-weapon-owning cousin-porking Bible-thumping racist sexist homophobic redneck trash, and I for one am sick and fucking tired of it.

And as much as I would love to move to a state where I won’t have to go “ugh God I swear we are not all like this” a couple times a week because some idiot in a position of power has said or done something stupid, I kind of can’t afford to.

So if you want to nod and smile at the batshit crazy secessionists, fine. You and they can go find yourselves an island somewhere, move to it, cut yourself off from civilization (and civilized funds, of course), and stop making the rest of us look as stupid as you are.

In conclusion, Mr. Hair, please watch this. And then please go round up Cornyn and whats-er-face and the rest of your idiot friends and get the fuck out of my state.

No love,
Me

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Dear, dear rest of the country:

The “durr hurr stoopid Texas ppl” jokes stopped being funny a long time ago. I see why you make them, but that doesn’t make them any more funny or any less ignorant.

Thanks much,
Me

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  • Posted on April 9, 2009 at 9:59 am

Texas lawmaker suggests Asian-Americans change their names to something “easier for Americans to deal with.” BUT IT’S TOTES NOT ABOUT RACE OMG.

Bitch, shut the fuck up and get your racist ass the fuck out of my state.

You guys, you’re still doing it wrong.

  • Posted on March 21, 2009 at 9:12 pm

Hey, remember that news station in Missouri the other day, the one that ran a dumb story that said there was no reason for adults to play Animal Crossing and the ones who did were probably doing it for [insert drama gopher gif here] THE WRONG REASONS? Y’know, the one where they said Tortimer might be a pedo in California? The one that would have been hilarious if it wasn’t so disgustingly offensive?

And remember how they were responding to complaints about that with “whatev, sorry you thought it was offensive, we might do a follow-up someday”?

They very quietly baleeted the original article. And this is their idea of a follow-up. Notice there’s no video this time–I’m guessing it’s Web-only.

GREAT JORB DOODZ

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RESEARCH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU DO IT

  • Posted on March 17, 2009 at 9:09 pm

“There is no reason an adult should have this game,” says Andy Anderson, Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force.

Anderson says adults playing “animal crossing” and similar games are likely doing it for the wrong reasons.

I have nothing to add except fuck you very much, sirs.

[ETA: Oh hey, I have an address if anyone would like to explain a few simple facts to these idiots: curtisv@KMIZ.com]

[ETA2: Also, here's where you can complain directly to the "reporter" responsible for this pile of alarmist crap, and here's where you can complain to Det. "Durr Hurr Gamerz R Pedoz" Anderson's department!]

[Son Of ETA:

courtesy of silversolitaire@lj

between this and paulnolan@lj’s Pedotom, I can’t stop laughing now]

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FUSHING FEEVES

  • Posted on February 4, 2009 at 10:17 pm

So, guys!

Anyone here on Facebook? Any of you play Hammerfall?

You should probably be aware that it contains a whole hell of a lot of stolen artwork.

The creator claims all the artwork in question is either under a CC license, or he asked permission to use it.

Yeah, except, uh… not.

So now that he knows people are onto him, he’s locked down the Photobucket account where people have found the pilfered artwork to make it harder for people to find pilfered artwork, and now he’s changing filenames around to evade complaints.

So if you are a fantasy-type artist on dA, you might want to check the list and make sure he’s not stealing your shit.

THAT’S ENOUGH, SARAH PALIN

  • Posted on February 4, 2009 at 2:42 pm

Dear Person Who Sullies My Given Name:

Don’t you have a state of your own to govern?

Why don’t you stick to that instead of telling us Texans who you think should be our governor?

SD, STFU, & MYOFB.

No love,

A Sarah who cringes every time your name floats across the news

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