Posts tagged with 'failboat'

Note to self:

  • Posted on August 23, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Do not leave your bike helmet in back seat of Aunt Boss’s truck on Friday evening. If you must leave your bike helmet in the back seat of Aunt Boss’s truck on Friday evening, please notice that you have done so before you start pushing the bike towards the door to go for a ride-n-run on Sunday morning.

As I may have mentioned, I do not ride anywhere without my helmet. Ever. Not even to the corner store a block away. Not even to the mailbox. It is not done.

The punchline: just yesterday I was at Wal-Mart (having arrived there by means that were not my bike) thinking “huh, it’s probably about time for a new bike helmet,” because I replace them about every six months whether I need to or not, and then I thought “… naaaaaaaaaah, maybe next week.” So my ride-n-run turned into just a run today, oh well.

I’m guessing this missed call from Aunt Boss I found on my cell from last night was in regards to this. Woops.

In conclusion, here are two of the first plants I’ve ever managed to not kill (the basil plant which is still also alive and well is not in the picture), plus two community cats.

Max, regular mint, chocolate mint, Goldie

Public service announcement

  • Posted on July 13, 2009 at 2:24 pm

The next person to send me a logo in any of the following formats after I’ve asked for an .eps, .pdf, .tif, or .jpg…

  • a .gif or .png (invariably 50×50 or smaller)
  • a Word document
  • a Powerpoint presentation

…gets to drink from the fire hose.

This goes double for the next person who does not have his or her logo in some acceptable electronic format and needs us to redraw it and attempts to FAX US A FULL-COLOR LOGO TO WORK FROM.

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Things that make you go FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU

  • Posted on May 13, 2009 at 12:50 pm

KBR: SUPPORT TEH TROOPZ (unless they actually need something you’re supposed to be providing, then fuck ‘em)

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Um. Amazon?

  • Posted on April 12, 2009 at 11:02 pm

WTF are you doing?

No, seriously, what the actual fuck are you doing?

A glitch? Really? That’s a pretty selective fuckin’ glitch there, doodz.

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[facepalm.jpg]

  • Posted on April 9, 2009 at 9:59 am

Texas lawmaker suggests Asian-Americans change their names to something “easier for Americans to deal with.” BUT IT’S TOTES NOT ABOUT RACE OMG.

Bitch, shut the fuck up and get your racist ass the fuck out of my state.

You guys, you’re still doing it wrong.

  • Posted on March 21, 2009 at 9:12 pm

Hey, remember that news station in Missouri the other day, the one that ran a dumb story that said there was no reason for adults to play Animal Crossing and the ones who did were probably doing it for [insert drama gopher gif here] THE WRONG REASONS? Y’know, the one where they said Tortimer might be a pedo in California? The one that would have been hilarious if it wasn’t so disgustingly offensive?

And remember how they were responding to complaints about that with “whatev, sorry you thought it was offensive, we might do a follow-up someday”?

They very quietly baleeted the original article. And this is their idea of a follow-up. Notice there’s no video this time–I’m guessing it’s Web-only.

GREAT JORB DOODZ

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PETA Godwins itself

  • Posted on February 9, 2009 at 9:58 pm

Staaaaaaaaaaaaay classy, PETA.

FUSHING FEEVES

  • Posted on February 4, 2009 at 10:17 pm

So, guys!

Anyone here on Facebook? Any of you play Hammerfall?

You should probably be aware that it contains a whole hell of a lot of stolen artwork.

The creator claims all the artwork in question is either under a CC license, or he asked permission to use it.

Yeah, except, uh… not.

So now that he knows people are onto him, he’s locked down the Photobucket account where people have found the pilfered artwork to make it harder for people to find pilfered artwork, and now he’s changing filenames around to evade complaints.

So if you are a fantasy-type artist on dA, you might want to check the list and make sure he’s not stealing your shit.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU-

  • Posted on February 3, 2009 at 1:22 pm

You know those squealing yaoi fangirls who wiggle and pee all over themselves when they read a fic or see some art with two willowy hairless girly boys holding hands, but curl up in a little dry-heaving ball and go EWW EWW EWW GROSS GROSS GROSS when they encounter real gay people?

This is their final boss form.

In other news…

  • Posted on January 25, 2009 at 2:22 pm
in-other-news

OMG THAR MIGHT BE LEAD IN BUKS SO B& TEH KIDZ FRUM TEH LIBERRY.

Seriously. Seriously. What in the actual fuckety fucking fuck is that?

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