Posts tagged with 'epic pool of fail'

Moar plagiarism fail from Hot Topic!

  • Posted on February 26, 2010 at 9:02 pm

You would think Hot Topic would run out of feet in which to shoot themselves sooner or later, especially considering that there was just such a shitstorm not twenty-four hours ago but… ha ha oh WOW.

These, they didn’t even bother to camouflage–they’re directly ripped off from Kawaii Not.

Oh, come ON!

  • Posted on August 4, 2009 at 5:55 pm

Seriously, this CPSIA shit is getting out of hand.

LEAVE THE BEADS ALONE

*DEAD*

  • Posted on July 25, 2009 at 8:05 pm

Possibly the best thing to ever float across ONTD_P.

Someone either a) had no idea what that bear means or b) knew exactly what that bear means.

In other news, yesterday I came home from work fighting off a cold or something, played Animal Crossing in a daze for about an hour, went to bed around 7ish, and did not move again till about 8:30 this morning.

I finally caught a fucking blue marlin, at least! Now if I could just get a birdwing butterfly I’d be happy. I have seen one. ONE. And couldn’t catch the damn thing.

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Caveat wootor

  • Posted on May 23, 2009 at 1:30 pm

So the Intarweb Boyfriend spotted a Zune on woot.com for something like $75 and thought it looked like a sweet deal, and so he proceeded to order one. And much like I’ve been poinging and poking RedOctane all week in anticipation of the arrival of my fancy metal DDR pad, he’s been poinging and poking and tracking the whereabouts of his incoming Zune.

And yesterday, his Zune arrived. Well, it was the box that supposedly contained his Zune, anyway, though it seemed… strangely light. But hey, whatev, Zune. So he opened up the box and…

This is about the point when I received a text message from him to the effect of “So here’s the contents of my Zune box.” Attached to the message was this picture.

Your initial reaction is probably something like “Uh… heh… okay, and…?” Mine was exactly that, anyway. Because the thought that he might have paid $70someodd for a completely empty box is just not even a logical conclusion to draw, right?

My response: “…I hope that picture was taken after you removed the Zune from the box. Otherwise, FFFFFFFFUUUUU.”

His response this morning confirmed the FFFFFFFFUUUUUU.

So apparently the people at woot were appropriately mortified that they took $70someodd from this nice man and sent him an empty box for it, and they’re going to send him another box, hopefully one containing a fucking Zune, but it won’t even go out until Tuesday at the earliest.

But they are going to fix it, and this is the first thing I’ve ever heard about woot that was anything less than complimentary, and I’m sure it was an honest mistake, but I’ve had my share of mail-order misfortune and holy crap, I have never gotten a completely empty box, this is an entirely new level of hilarious fail.

Things that make you go FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU

  • Posted on May 13, 2009 at 12:50 pm

KBR: SUPPORT TEH TROOPZ (unless they actually need something you’re supposed to be providing, then fuck ‘em)

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Flames, side of face, etc.

  • Posted on May 8, 2009 at 10:14 am

Oh FUCK YOU, HPD.

At least when Channel 2 started poking around, the hospital went “OH SHI-” and dropped it this time, but GAAAAAH RAGE that this is even happening at all.

Um. Amazon?

  • Posted on April 12, 2009 at 11:02 pm

WTF are you doing?

No, seriously, what the actual fuck are you doing?

A glitch? Really? That’s a pretty selective fuckin’ glitch there, doodz.

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[facepalm.jpg]

  • Posted on April 9, 2009 at 9:59 am

Texas lawmaker suggests Asian-Americans change their names to something “easier for Americans to deal with.” BUT IT’S TOTES NOT ABOUT RACE OMG.

Bitch, shut the fuck up and get your racist ass the fuck out of my state.

You guys, you’re still doing it wrong.

  • Posted on March 21, 2009 at 9:12 pm

Hey, remember that news station in Missouri the other day, the one that ran a dumb story that said there was no reason for adults to play Animal Crossing and the ones who did were probably doing it for [insert drama gopher gif here] THE WRONG REASONS? Y’know, the one where they said Tortimer might be a pedo in California? The one that would have been hilarious if it wasn’t so disgustingly offensive?

And remember how they were responding to complaints about that with “whatev, sorry you thought it was offensive, we might do a follow-up someday”?

They very quietly baleeted the original article. And this is their idea of a follow-up. Notice there’s no video this time–I’m guessing it’s Web-only.

GREAT JORB DOODZ

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RESEARCH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU DO IT

  • Posted on March 17, 2009 at 9:09 pm

“There is no reason an adult should have this game,” says Andy Anderson, Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force.

Anderson says adults playing “animal crossing” and similar games are likely doing it for the wrong reasons.

I have nothing to add except fuck you very much, sirs.

[ETA: Oh hey, I have an address if anyone would like to explain a few simple facts to these idiots: curtisv@KMIZ.com]

[ETA2: Also, here's where you can complain directly to the "reporter" responsible for this pile of alarmist crap, and here's where you can complain to Det. "Durr Hurr Gamerz R Pedoz" Anderson's department!]

[Son Of ETA:

courtesy of silversolitaire@lj

between this and paulnolan@lj’s Pedotom, I can’t stop laughing now]

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