Posts tagged with 'epic fail'

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  • Posted on September 9, 2009 at 1:14 pm

“I said how dare you take the scriptures and twist it to fit your needs[...]”

‘SUP KETTLE

THIS IS POT

DUDE, YOU ARE FUCKING BLACK

OK L8R

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Warning: may induce rageface

  • Posted on May 26, 2009 at 4:53 pm

“By allowing these numerous false marriages to stand, the Supreme Court is holding out to impressionable boys and girls the unnatural role model of homosexual ‘marriages’” said Thomasson. “This is not what the people of California voted for. They voted to ensure that the only marriage in California is a marriage between a man and a woman.”

Oh my God, would you just shut up?

I’d say more, but it just keeps turning into
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

*shakes fist*

  • Posted on April 9, 2009 at 10:59 am

DAMMIT NINTENDO THIS IS WHY WII CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Bonus fail: when I e-mailed Nintendo a little while back going “dude, wtf?” on this subject, they told me it wasn’t their decision and that I should contact Tecmo. O RLY.

“Stay Classy” doesn’t even begin to cover this.

  • Posted on November 11, 2008 at 2:38 pm

Seriously, I’m pretty sure if you look up “douchenozzle” in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA).

As someone who once served in the military that this distinguished gentleman seems to have made it his life’s mission to fuck over, please understand my inability to articulate just how much his cowardice and outright unabashed contempt for men and women in uniform pisses me off.

Mr. Chambliss, on behalf of myself and every man and woman who has ever served in this country’s armed forces, fuck your knee and fuck you.

CHAOBELL FOR SENATE: WILL KICK SEN. CHAMBLISS IN THE JUNK FOR YOU.

(okay, I swear I’m putting the Internet down and going back to work now)

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