Posts tagged with 'butthurt'

The very definition of butthurt

  • Posted on April 15, 2010 at 9:25 am

World Nut Net Daily is suing the White House Correspondents’ Association for $10millionbux. For what, you ask? Why, because they only got two seats to the WHCA Dinner!

He’s treated like a pariah in the association. He’s treated like a pariah by his colleagues at every briefing. Half the time he’s standing there with his hand up, and the guy from the AP will just close down the briefing. He’s treated with disrespect by journalists.

Well, Mr. Kinsolving, maybe you’d be treated with a little more respect if the publication you worked for wasn’t a right-wing bizarro version of the Weekly World News. Siddownnshuddup.

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Oh no you did NOT

  • Posted on September 10, 2008 at 9:46 am

A group of people who want to bring back the days when women stayed home and had babies and, if not married, were afraid to have sex ever have not one goddamned iota of business crying “OMG SEXIST” when someone says something is like “putting lipstick on a pig.”

No, you great bloody hypocrites. No. Absolutely fucking well no. That is not okay. You do not get to do that. You do not get to treat women the way you have and then go BAWWW over “lipstick on a pig.” HE DIDN’T EVEN CALL PALIN THE DAMN PIG, DID YOU FUCKERS EVEN LISTEN TO THE SPEECH OR DID YOU JUST PICK AND CHOOSE THE BITS THAT–wait, these are Republicans we’re talking about. They don’t see anything wrong with picking and choosing bits of the Bible that back up their stupid shit and ignoring the rest, why wouldn’t they do the same to their opponent’s speeches? Silly question.

Dear Ike: I would like to make you a business proposition. I will sacrifice one young goat of your choosing if you will leave us alone here and follow the McCain campaign around for a few months. No fatalities, no major property damage, just keep it down to a mild tropical storm and rain on his speeches and blow stuff around and annoy the hell out of him. That’d be awesome. Please e-mail if this is acceptable to you. Or wrap a note around a tree branch and blow it onto my patio if e-mail isn’t good for you.

Oh, I was wondering what to have for dinner tonight!

  • Posted on July 9, 2008 at 4:00 pm

OMG MCDONALDS SUPPORTS TEH GAYZ, BOYCOTT THEM

The AFA has officially become its own parody, if some of the comments from its butthurt members are any indication. Really, you guys, that’s just silly.

Amusing search request of the day

  • Posted on April 28, 2008 at 9:45 am

“wemom having sex with wemon to watch on my computer”

Bonus points: two log entries down was a search for this:

Haven’t played any Portal yet, but it’s sure as hell not for lack of trying. Call me old-fashioned, but when I go to a store and pay for a game in a box, I kind of expect to be able to put the disc in my drive, install some crap, maybe let it phone home with an activation key, and PLAY THE DAMN THING. Instead, I spent most of last night waiting for updates to the Steam client (which I’m not sure why I even need, this is a single-player game, but you can’t bypass the damn thing) to download. And now it wants to download updates for the game itself before it’ll even let me play. Yes, the system requirements list “Internet connection” (note the distinct lack of the word “broadband” there) which I stupidly assumed was just for that aforementioned “phone home with activation key” thing, not three hours of downloading mandatory updates for shit I don’t even need.

And for the Nth time, people: no, broadband is not an option at my apartment. DSL is almost cheap enough now that I might consider it but it’s still not available where I live, I just checked five minutes ago. Cable is too expensive. U-Verse might be available but you can’t get Internet access by itself, and I don’t want to pay $50+ a month for 500 channels of shit I won’t watch on TV. And no, I am not going to move just to get real Internet.

Huh, maybe this is part of the game? Because from what I hear, this is exactly the sort of thing GLaDOS would do to torture me.

If you look up “butthurt” in the dictionary…

  • Posted on April 9, 2008 at 5:20 pm

I would pay good money to see Stanley Kubrick rise from his grave and kick Uwe’s ass. But since Uwe has no brain to consume, I can see how it really wouldn’t be worth Zombie Kubrick’s time and trouble.

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Oh man, it’s just like the good old days

  • Posted on September 26, 2007 at 10:26 am
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I was just thinking the other day, “you know, I haven’t seen any major wank involving Squidi in a couple years, I wonder what he’s up to these days?”

Now granted, I can dig being displeased about someone using an idea I came up with and claiming it was 100% his own. But, uh… dude, if you don’t want people to use your ideas without giving you credit, don’t tell people they can use your ideas without giving you credit.

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*dead*

  • Posted on August 16, 2007 at 3:56 pm

This is hilarious on so many levels I don’t even know where to start.

PROTIP: Before you make a big elitist tl;dr post about what a capital-A Artist is and isn’t, it might be a good idea to make sure you can put your money where your mouth is. Because degree or no degree, damn that’s some shitty Photoshoppery.

(edit: okay, I’ve seen a little more of his/her/its capital-A Artwork, and in all fairness not all of it is as shitty as the Googled photo armor with the eagle hed pastede on yay in front of Photoshop-doodle rocks and waterfall and Googled photo castle with Googled photo American flag sticking out of it. But still, um. No, honey. Mote, neighbor’s eye, beam, thine own eye, etc. )

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