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The very definition of butthurt

  • Posted on April 15, 2010 at 9:25 am

World Nut Net Daily is suing the White House Correspondents’ Association for $10millionbux. For what, you ask? Why, because they only got two seats to the WHCA Dinner!

He’s treated like a pariah in the association. He’s treated like a pariah by his colleagues at every briefing. Half the time he’s standing there with his hand up, and the guy from the AP will just close down the briefing. He’s treated with disrespect by journalists.

Well, Mr. Kinsolving, maybe you’d be treated with a little more respect if the publication you worked for wasn’t a right-wing bizarro version of the Weekly World News. Siddownnshuddup.

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FLAMES on the sides of my fucking FACE.

  • Posted on August 8, 2009 at 3:18 am

Some asshole in an Escalade kills two cyclists, and his equally assholish father boohoos until Goodhair vetos a bill that would have required motorists to give cyclists, runners, pedestrians, construction workers, and so on three lousy feet of clearance.

Given that this is the Houston Chronicle, you can probably guess what kind of ignorant entitlement bullshit is in the comments.

Oh no you did NOT

  • Posted on September 10, 2008 at 9:46 am

A group of people who want to bring back the days when women stayed home and had babies and, if not married, were afraid to have sex ever have not one goddamned iota of business crying “OMG SEXIST” when someone says something is like “putting lipstick on a pig.”

No, you great bloody hypocrites. No. Absolutely fucking well no. That is not okay. You do not get to do that. You do not get to treat women the way you have and then go BAWWW over “lipstick on a pig.” HE DIDN’T EVEN CALL PALIN THE DAMN PIG, DID YOU FUCKERS EVEN LISTEN TO THE SPEECH OR DID YOU JUST PICK AND CHOOSE THE BITS THAT–wait, these are Republicans we’re talking about. They don’t see anything wrong with picking and choosing bits of the Bible that back up their stupid shit and ignoring the rest, why wouldn’t they do the same to their opponent’s speeches? Silly question.

Dear Ike: I would like to make you a business proposition. I will sacrifice one young goat of your choosing if you will leave us alone here and follow the McCain campaign around for a few months. No fatalities, no major property damage, just keep it down to a mild tropical storm and rain on his speeches and blow stuff around and annoy the hell out of him. That’d be awesome. Please e-mail if this is acceptable to you. Or wrap a note around a tree branch and blow it onto my patio if e-mail isn’t good for you.

It’s about that time again, isn’t it

  • Posted on July 28, 2008 at 1:13 pm

Yes, Houston area motorists, it is time for your periodic reminder that a) there are people on the road who do not have engines and b) the law gives them every bit as much right to be there as you.

Cut because, uh, this is going to get kind of long and bitchy.

It’s about that time again, isn’t it- continue reading

Oh, I was wondering what to have for dinner tonight!

  • Posted on July 9, 2008 at 4:00 pm

OMG MCDONALDS SUPPORTS TEH GAYZ, BOYCOTT THEM

The AFA has officially become its own parody, if some of the comments from its butthurt members are any indication. Really, you guys, that’s just silly.

KHAAAAAAN

  • Posted on July 8, 2008 at 11:06 am

Star Trek: The Experience is closing on September 1.

DAMMIT. This year we didn’t get a chance to go visit, and last year before we didn’t eat there. I was hoping to go eat at Quark’s next time.

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Amusing search request of the day

  • Posted on April 28, 2008 at 9:45 am

“wemom having sex with wemon to watch on my computer”

Bonus points: two log entries down was a search for this:

Haven’t played any Portal yet, but it’s sure as hell not for lack of trying. Call me old-fashioned, but when I go to a store and pay for a game in a box, I kind of expect to be able to put the disc in my drive, install some crap, maybe let it phone home with an activation key, and PLAY THE DAMN THING. Instead, I spent most of last night waiting for updates to the Steam client (which I’m not sure why I even need, this is a single-player game, but you can’t bypass the damn thing) to download. And now it wants to download updates for the game itself before it’ll even let me play. Yes, the system requirements list “Internet connection” (note the distinct lack of the word “broadband” there) which I stupidly assumed was just for that aforementioned “phone home with activation key” thing, not three hours of downloading mandatory updates for shit I don’t even need.

And for the Nth time, people: no, broadband is not an option at my apartment. DSL is almost cheap enough now that I might consider it but it’s still not available where I live, I just checked five minutes ago. Cable is too expensive. U-Verse might be available but you can’t get Internet access by itself, and I don’t want to pay $50+ a month for 500 channels of shit I won’t watch on TV. And no, I am not going to move just to get real Internet.

Huh, maybe this is part of the game? Because from what I hear, this is exactly the sort of thing GLaDOS would do to torture me.

If you look up “butthurt” in the dictionary…

  • Posted on April 9, 2008 at 5:20 pm

I would pay good money to see Stanley Kubrick rise from his grave and kick Uwe’s ass. But since Uwe has no brain to consume, I can see how it really wouldn’t be worth Zombie Kubrick’s time and trouble.

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UGH

  • Posted on March 28, 2008 at 8:41 pm

So now the Black Beast’s sound card has gone pooey, to the point where I’ve had to disable the damn thing in BIOS (naturally, it’s onboard) or have the box spontaneously reboot now and then. That’s nice. It seems to be behaving itself as long as it’s not trying to use the onboard sound, though, so I might go get a cheap sound card to pop in as a band-aid. Although it is probably time to suck it up and start saving to rebuild the stupid computer. >_<

On the plus side, I made awesome gyoza for dinner. I finally got the hang of the one-pan fry-then-steam/boil thing–part of the problem I was having before was just not using enough damn oil. \o/

Lost Ring dorkery

  • Posted on March 20, 2008 at 11:57 am

Me: *is idly watching Omphaputer globe spin around while engraving things*

Globe: *has what appears to be a red dot nobody’s mentioned, somewhere in the northwest US/southwest Canada region maybe but it’s hard to tell because the damn thing does not stop ever, does not give you anything to go on but patterns of little lights shaped more or less like continents, and twirls around to the worst possible angle whenever you see something you’d like to examine more closely*

Me: !!! *squint*

Red Dot: *is still there*

Me: omg new dot! *races to forums to see if anyone else has noticed*

Forums: *say nothing about OMG NEW DOT IN US/CANADA*

Me: OMG! *pulls up Google Maps, starts feeding cities to Omphaputer* Seattle? Vancouver? Calgary? Redmond? Tacoma?

Omphaputer: nope nope nope nope nope

Me: …OLYMPIA! YES!

Omphaputer: lol nope

Me: *squint* Okay, right, it’s a little too far southeast, maybe it’s–

Red Dot: *is Boise*

Boise: *was discovered eons ago*

Me: …….well, shit. n/m. *goes back to watching globe spin*

Apparently people have found red dots in what looks like Chile and possibly Morocco, but nobody seems to have figured out a city that works for either of them.

Also, whoever found the Bruxelles artifact and quietly fed the recovery code to the Omphaputer without telling a soul? Obviously you aren’t just a non-player who happened to stumble upon a strange document hidden behind an ink etching on the wall, you knew what you had and what to do with it or the Omphaputer wouldn’t be saying “RECOVERED.”

See also CLASS, PLEASE SHARE WITH THE. >:(

(If you are the individual or individuals playing Eli Hunt and him quietly grabbing a piece of the Codex and keeping it to himself is part of the game, well played and please disregard)

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