Posts tagged with 'batshit'


  • Posted on April 14, 2009 at 1:41 pm

Oh God, can’t breathe, tears all over face, brb dying of lulz.

*is twelve*


you guys, you guys, that does not mean whatever you think it means, seriously, DYING OF LULZ here]

Oh dear.

  • Posted on January 16, 2009 at 3:24 pm

American Life butthurt over use of word “choice” in Krispy Kreme promo.

I, uh…. yeah, I got nothin’

I do believe someone has been served

  • Posted on August 8, 2008 at 10:39 am


Canada: O RLY?


Canada: LOL B&.

I love you, Canada. ♥

man now I have half a mind to doodle Canada-tan pointing at a bunch of “God hates fags” sign-toters and going “GTFO” at them.

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Welcome to Year Zero, continued

  • Posted on June 17, 2008 at 1:56 pm

Pro-life pharmacies.

And hey, you know what? This guy does have the right to open up a contraception-free pharmacy chain. Sure. And I have the right to tell them where to stick it, by not spending my money there. Works for me.

But these places damn well better advertise this in great big letters on the front of the building, great big old signs that say “NO BIRTH CONTROL HERE.”

Because there is an even more disturbing trend of assholes behind the pharmacy counter using their religion as an excuse to REFUSE TO GIVE PEOPLE THEIR PRESCRIPTION SLIPS BACK SO THEY CAN GET THEIR STUFF ELSEWHERE. Yes, that does happen. And I would bet several vital organs that it WILL happen in these pharmacies, a lot.

You know what, if you want to weasel out of doing the job you’re paid to do by claiming that parts of it are against your religion (in which case I would argue that maybe you shouldn’t have taken that job in the first place) that’s one thing. But you do not get to steal something that belongs to someone else because of it. No. Wrong answer.

You are not a doctor. It is not your job to decide what medication your customer can or cannot have. You get handed a slip, you give the customer what’s on it, or you apologize and give his or her slip back so he or she can go somewhere where the pharmacists are willing to do their jobs. END OF STORY.

Oh, but don’t worry, men– you’ll still be able to get your Viagra there!

Welcome to Year Zero

  • Posted on May 30, 2008 at 1:13 pm


I just… what. The mind, she boggles. There are so many things about this situation that are just completely, totally, absolutely, shoes-marked-L-and-R-and-“pants first” stupid I don’t even know where to start. The middle T-shirt in the last panel of this Achewood strip pretty much sums it up.

Dear Ms. Malkin, et al: please, please, please take your meatspace troll raids and gb2/b/. And clean up all the guano on your way out.

excuse me you are DOING IT WRONG

  • Posted on November 26, 2007 at 9:02 pm

As you all may know, a Saudi woman was recently sentenced to 200 lashes for being raped. …excuse me, my bad, 90 lashes for being in public with a man she wasn’t related to, being raped, and then getting another 110 tacked on for having the unmitigated gall to appeal.

What’s wrong with this picture?

Or, more precisely: what’s missing from this picture?

So apparently, shopping is a bigger issue than the fact that, y’know, a woman has been sentenced to some pretty goddamn cruel and unusual punishment for nothing but being in public with a guy while in possession of a uterus. Thanks for the help dispelling that stereotype, folks. Mighty kind of you.

Go ahead. Dig around. You won’t find a single mention of this on the NOW website. Not one.


  • Posted on November 15, 2007 at 11:50 pm

Saudi punishes gang rape victim with 200 lashes (emphasis mine)


Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK.

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Jacky, Jacky, Jacky.

  • Posted on September 9, 2007 at 11:14 am

Jack Thompson really out-batshitted himself this time.

(the war of the Fake Jacks in the comments is a beautiful thing)

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What the hell is wrong with people

  • Posted on August 14, 2007 at 12:54 pm

If you think this sick shit is a one-of-a-kind incident, think again.

And personally, I think any parent who sends a kid to one of these camps without bothering to check up on it first is every bit as much to blame as the people running them. If you don’t care enough about your kids to take the time and trouble to do a thorough investigation of your own to make sure they won’t be abused at the “love camp” you’re sending them off to, you have no fucking right to call yourself a good parent, and I would consider you a good candidate for mandatory sterilization, possibly with a butter knife or perhaps a grapefruit spoon, to make sure you don’t spawn any more kids you won’t properly take care of.

[edit: and the comment from KJeffV here… wow. I cannot fathom how anyone can defend this camp or any like it and sleep at night. I hope this guy never breeds.]

Pat’s at it again

  • Posted on January 6, 2006 at 11:23 am

I guess it was only a matter of time before Pat said God smote Ariel Sharon.

According to The Associated Press, Robertson spokeswoman Angell Watts said of people who criticized the comments: “What they’re basically saying is, ‘How dare Pat Robertson quote the Bible?'”

Bad news, Pat… that crazy shit you might be scribbling in the margins of your KJV in crayon doesn’t count as part of the Bible.

Is it just me, or would it be really damn entertaining to pick up Pat Robertson and Jack Thompson, feed them a lot of meth and read them Molly Ivins books until they’re good and pissed off, plop them both down in Thunderdome, and start taking bets?


[Edit: Here’s what Pat’s spokescreature has to say.]

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