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Posts tagged with 'bacon'
Signs that you are a grownup, #981927
You are way, way too excited to receive a new microwave for Christmas.
…in my defense, the one I had was something the ex dragged in one day, some colossal piece of mid-’80s crap that took up the entire bit of counter on which it sat, and the new one is small and cute and has a turntable and leaves room on the counter for my cutting board and my blender and my toaster and things which are not the fucking microwave.
I am also way, way too thrilled that Kroger has both Baconnaise and Bacon Salt, and snapped up one of each. BACON SALT FOR MY POPCORN. WHICH I AM COOKING IN MY BRAND NEW MICROWAVE.
Oh jeez, how could I forget…
Sure enough, I remembered one more item I got at Central Market… dear God, how could I forget to mention that I got a bar of bacon chocolate?
Because I totally got a bar of bacon chocolate. And it’s really good.
Can. Bacon. Can of bacon.
You guys.
The lack of rightness doesn’t keep me from wanting to see if one can purchase individual cans for testing purposes, though.
BACON IN A CAN.
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