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Posts tagged with '100 Candles'
‘eere
I got the Free Time expansion today and spent all afternoon and evening giving everyone secondary aspirations and trying to figure out their hidden hobby interests.
When I got to Ray, I remembered that I had a certain hacked-to-be-buyable career reward that suited him…

Thought bubble mine, but come on. This is a hydroponic gardening system. It is the Slacker career reward. And much like we all know that what Maxis calls a “bubble blower” is a thinly veiled bong, we all know this thing ain’t for growing radishes.
Have some Sims.

y helo thar, half-nekkid Jeff.
Or would you prefer your fan service with more girl?
Or with more Jeff and Kenny making out in public? (yes, that first one was taken in the restroom at Ninja Burger)
Or would you just prefer a picture of Ray being a tard?
[100 Candles] wheeeee*thud*
Its can be update tiem nao \o/
I’ll post up a new batch of silly Gaia avatars when I get home, too.
[100 Candles] asdasdhjgasf finally.
Chapter 8: DONE
Final damage: 24,204 words. I’m not 100% certain but I think this may be the longest single thing I have ever written. It is definitely the longest I can think of.
It still needs hell of edited, but all the bits that should be there are there and there are no more “scene missing” keyboardmashes and it’s DONE oh god yay *tired kermitflail*.
[100 Candles] extra!
HERE HAVE SOME OMAKE
It has Kenny teaching Jeff Japanese words for fruit by feeding it to him.
Chapter 8 broke 20K words yesterday. o_o
At least I have about half of chapter 9 written already! oh god
*flail*
GOOD NEWS: I finally busted through the horrendous block that has been keeping me from sticking more than a word or two at a time on chapter 8 for the last month or so and wrote for like five hours today with occasional Bejeweled breaks!
BAD NEWS: oh dear God this chapter is going to break 20K words, easy and there is no really good place to split it up agh D:
…at least I already have about a third of chapter 9 written? Aheh.
In honor of this fine day
Today is International Pixel-Stained Technopeasant Day.
And I come bearing a gift of 100 Candles backstory! Tip Me Over and Pour Me Out, in which the tale of a certain …incident involving a walking teapot is finally told.
100 Candles metacrap
I updated the Characters page with pictures of Jeff and Kenny (I am working on Ray) and have added blurbs for Bacon, Mario, Gary, and Keiko. And maybe something else.
Attention, ladies and germs:
This is Kenny Tachibana.
I’m working on Jeff.
And now that I have your attention, I would like to take a moment of your time to spread some propaganda information. As you are probably tired of hearing about, I have been following an ARG called The Lost Ring. Well, things have progressed to a point where people are now gathering in meatspace to play the “lost sport” that’s been revealed bit by bit in the story.
In a nutshell: the lost sport involves one person, blindfolded, navigating a labyrinth. The walls of the labyrinth itself are people, who hum to guide the runner along. The tl;dr version is here; if this is relevant to your interests you might also want to see some reports from people who’ve already done it. As the wiki points out, we don’t have all the information about the game itself yet and some of what’s on the rules page there could turn out to be wrong. But there’s enough to start trying it out, which is why I am now spewing propaganda at you because holy crap I want to try this.
Space is not an issue. I live within sight of a huge park with plenty of good spots to lay out at least a 3 or 5 circuit labyrinth. Participation is. To do a proper labyrinth run, you need at least ten people–one runner, one referee, and eight for the wall (although some folks seem to have done it with less). I see one dude on the players’ Google map in Houston and that’s it. This makes me sad.
Even if you aren’t interested in the ARG proper, or hey, even if you don’t live near me, I think this sounds awesome and like a fun thing to try out just for the hell of it.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

