January 2010 Archives

In the name of the Moon, I will wreck your shit

  • Posted on January 30, 2010 at 8:25 pm

Make yer own.

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  • Posted on January 27, 2010 at 10:44 am

Evidently, some well-meaning but horticulturally challenged citizen turned Davis in. Davis said the team of narcotics officers combed his house for about an hour, at one point discussing whether red and gold bamboo growing in his window might be marijuana. They also asked what he did with the watermelons and cantaloupes growing in his back yard.

“What would I do with them?” Davis said.

Yep, Harris County’s finest at work. GREAT JORB DEWDZ.

Because you totally needed to know this

  • Posted on January 25, 2010 at 4:38 pm

20 years after the last Spanish class I took, I finally learned how to roll an R.

I can’t go rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, but at least I can finally say “erre con erre cigarro, erre con erre barril, rapido corren los carros sobre los rieles de ferrocarril” and not sound like a complete idiot.

Things what are in my bowl

  • Posted on January 20, 2010 at 9:31 pm

[ETA: whoops, forgot one:]

Up yours, CoS

  • Posted on January 19, 2010 at 12:12 pm

Helping: you are DOING IT WRONG

For some reason this almost makes me madder than Rush and Uncle Pat’s bullshit–possibly because even if they were complete fucking assholes and said things that were completely fucking assholish, at least they weren’t flying over to actively scam earthquake survivors out of what little they have left.

If I were rich, I would fill a plane with food and water and real doctors and medical supplies… and recruit Anonymi, Guy Fawkes masks and all, to distribute the goods right in front of wherever the CoS has set up shop.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • Posted on January 18, 2010 at 9:57 pm

You guys, you guys, remember the shiba inu puppy cam? Of course you remember the fucking shiba inu puppy cam, how can you forget live video of a box of puppies?

They have a new litter. Which you can also watch on the Internets.

eeeeeeeeeeee they are so tiny and squirmy eeeeeeeeeeee

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I has a shiny

  • Posted on January 17, 2010 at 8:05 pm

Just around the first turn, there was an Elvis impersonator cheering us on in proper Kingly fashion along with a boy of about 10-12–who was also an Elvis impersonator.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Posted on January 14, 2010 at 12:04 am

I was going to do one of those vague “don’t click here” links with this, but you know what, no, I’m not going to do that to you.

I am just going to tell you straight up to not fucking click here because the link leads to an article about A SHEEP WITH A HUMAN FACE

And as if it’s not bad enough that the sheep has a human(ish) face, IT’S FUCKING SMILING

In conclusion: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

AAAH


I was just thinking about this the other day

  • Posted on January 6, 2010 at 10:06 pm

Remember the serial gluer we had over the summer? The dude that was putting super glue in womens’ hair at the Walgreens and Kroger right in my very neighborhood?

Busted~♪

Apparently he’d fucked off to Portland and had also graduated to cutting womens’ hair on buses.

Also I’m not about to register on Facebook just to look at his, and from what I gather from the article that’s probably for the best.

Easyshare, indeed

  • Posted on January 5, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Now, under no circumstances would I recommend changing the last digits of this MAC address frame ID to another number….because you would get someone else’s picture frame content. Why would you want to do that?

Ha ha ha oh dear.

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