September 2009 Archives
Complete fossil collection GET
Also I finally got the damn silver shovel a couple weeks ago after what, six months?
To add insult to injury, the boy alt I rolled last week got it the first fucking time I sent him to the city.
…yeah, I made a Ghostbusters uniform. It looks better on the boy, but I’m still rather proud of it.
Showing prehistoric bitches how we do things downtown since 1984
The only thing wrong with the Ghostbusters game is that it’s way, way too damn short. I caved in yesterday, traded in Alone in the Dark and My Fitness Coach, and spent much of yesterday and today wallowing in glee. Catching ghosts is especially satisfying in the Wii version, in no small part because you get to slam them up against walls with the Wiimote a few times.
Also you are encouraged to do as much property damage as possible. I didn’t notice whether or not using the unlicensed nuclear device on my back to draw charred smiley faces on the walls added to my property damage total, but it sure is fun.
Far be it for me to spoil, but at one point in the game you acquire the slime blower. And you get to spray slime all over someone you will want to spray slime all over from the moment he shows up in the game.
Ah, Xenostalgia
Oh hey, I found this thing, it’s old and shitty and to this day part with the dancing Canadian Wels is one of my favorite things I’ve done ever.
What the hell is wrong with people, I swear
Fushing feeves stole a piece from an artist at DragonCon. If you know anything about this, please let the gentleman know.
why yes, this is relevant to my interests, thank you
WII BIKE. HELLS YES.
What would be really nice is a kit to Wii-fy your existing stationary bike or regular-bike-on-a-trainer, but shit, I’ll take what I can get.
And sometimes, you just have to laugh…
…because if you don’t you will go pick up a Buick with your bare hands and bash your own head in with it.
I knew bullshit like this was going on–it’s the reason why I wouldn’t go to Curves if they paid me–but wow.
It just amazes me that people who would rather see women die of breast cancer than be able to go to Planned Parenthood for a screening can still have the balls to, in all seriousness, call themselves “pro-life.”
dig dig dig dig dig dig dig argh
Last weekend I finally picked Okami back up again–I’d been stuck on the stupid digging minigame you had to finish to get water back in the canals in Sei-an City.
And I got it on the first try! Hooray!
So then there was shrinking and Issun being awesome and all that stuff, and then there was some fishing and some cherry tree Blooming (and boy did I feel dumb when I realized where the last un-possessed cherry tree was…) and uh okay now what… oh, okay, Sasa Sanctuary, where I find…
ANOTHER FUCKING MANDATORY DIGGING MINIGAME
So now I’m stuck again. FML.
ETA: In other news, WTF JU-ON GAME WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW
Although this line from the description bothers me a little:
The Grudge is billed as the first “Haunted House Simulator” where accessibility and instant scares are given priority over story and game play depth.
Okay, well. It at least sounds like they’re not going to pull an Alone In The Dark with this thing and make you waggle and flap in completely new ways every two seconds and make you press “up” to blink or whatever, but um… I would really not be talking about “BOO! LOL” > story like it’s a good thing.
Still, for a measly $30, hell yeah.
“Fechez la méduse!” “Quoi?”
According to a sheriff’s office report, Keith Edward Marriott caused “concern for his safety” when he repeatedly submerged himself and floated back to the top of the water and he was also “loud and disruptive.”He then started throwing the sea creatures.
Via ontd_p…
“I said how dare you take the scriptures and twist it to fit your needs[...]”
‘SUP KETTLE
THIS IS POT
DUDE, YOU ARE FUCKING BLACK
OK L8R
Thanks, Nintendo
Glad I kept putting off spending 500 Wii Points on the Internet Channel all this time, seeing as how it’s now free.
Also: is this like Star Wars month on the Everybody Votes and Check Mii Out channels, or what?
