February 2009 Archives

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  • Posted on February 27, 2009 at 2:02 pm

Joe the Plumber addresses an enthusiastic crowd of 11 people at Borders, sells five copies of his book.

Here’s a thousand words’ worth of my thoughts on this:

…man, that’s what my silly sci-fi universe needs, an alien Joe the Plumber

Oh, hey

  • Posted on February 25, 2009 at 11:35 pm

I added a new article to the “You’re Doing It Wrong” section on Ding Ding. This one talks about bendy peens, Goodyear Bewbs, and and other stupid morph tricks.

[WARNING: ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK]

Oh hey, it’s Tuesday

  • Posted on February 24, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Here’s an easy Shooper Tuesday, ’cause I’m lazy today.

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

  • Posted on February 22, 2009 at 7:02 pm

I just bought a $20 cable and spent three hours moving furniture around for one reason: playing Stepmania with video going to my TV.

As a bonus, the bookshelves my dad made are now in the spot I’d intended them to go when I first brought them home but couldn’t fit them in due to computer desk being huge and in the way.

Also, I found four Incredible Pizza game cards, each with either $5 or $10 on them, I’m not sure.

SOMEONE WILL BE TAKING THESE AND FEEDING THEM TO A DDR MACHINE NEXT WEEKEND

THAT SOMEONE WILL BE ME

And now she dead from squee.

  • Posted on February 18, 2009 at 10:59 am

My week, it is made. ♥

How tall is Conan, like 7′ 10″ or something? Jeezus.

I’m shooper, thanks for asking!

  • Posted on February 17, 2009 at 12:17 pm

This week’s mission: WORLD’S WORST RESTAURANT

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What day is it?

  • Posted on February 10, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Why, I do believe it is Shooper Tuesday.

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PETA Godwins itself

  • Posted on February 9, 2009 at 9:58 pm

Staaaaaaaaaaaaay classy, PETA.

My silly sci-fi universe Sims

  • Posted on February 8, 2009 at 10:38 pm

At the table: Tom Rosenberg and Adam 19-Epsilon

On the couch, from left to right: Michael 20-Kappa (aka Michael Laurent), President Zeketo (in his hot comfy clothes), Kayani Leelina (aka Mrs. Tom Rosenberg, aka about five different sockpuppets used for posting Tom/Michael and assorted Zeketo administration RPS all over the place, aka hoping her house has the structural integrity to safely contain all the sexy sitting in her living room right now)

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OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER

  • Posted on February 6, 2009 at 7:55 pm

…by which I mean, I got real Internet now. \o/

Basically, in this part of town, I have two choices for Internet access that’s not dialup–Comcast or Cricket’s nifty little wireless doodad, and after the cable TV research fiasco of a couple weeks ago I have decided that I would not buy a bottle of water from Comcast if I were on fire.

So I got the Cricket doodad today, as it came highly recommended by my stepmom and it’s cheaper than my land line alone.

And since the shitty dialup Internets was the only reason I was clinging to the land line, I’m cutting that shit and my Netscape dialup off. And now I am going to install Firefox 3 on this laptop, let Mini-Me cool off after spending the day in the carrier at Mom’s because the fucking apartments told us they were going to paint today and didn’t paint shit in here, and watch last night’s fake news in the comfort of my bedroom with a beverage and a bag of sesame sticks. \o/

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