February 2009 Archives
laff-O
Here’s a thousand words’ worth of my thoughts on this:

…man, that’s what my silly sci-fi universe needs, an alien Joe the Plumber
Oh, hey
I added a new article to the “You’re Doing It Wrong” section on Ding Ding. This one talks about bendy peens, Goodyear Bewbs, and and other stupid morph tricks.
[WARNING: ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK]
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just bought a $20 cable and spent three hours moving furniture around for one reason: playing Stepmania with video going to my TV.
As a bonus, the bookshelves my dad made are now in the spot I’d intended them to go when I first brought them home but couldn’t fit them in due to computer desk being huge and in the way.
Also, I found four Incredible Pizza game cards, each with either $5 or $10 on them, I’m not sure.
SOMEONE WILL BE TAKING THESE AND FEEDING THEM TO A DDR MACHINE NEXT WEEKEND
THAT SOMEONE WILL BE ME
And now she dead from squee.
My week, it is made. ♥
How tall is Conan, like 7′ 10″ or something? Jeezus.
I’m shooper, thanks for asking!
This week’s mission: WORLD’S WORST RESTAURANT
What day is it?
Why, I do believe it is Shooper Tuesday.
My silly sci-fi universe Sims
At the table: Tom Rosenberg and Adam 19-Epsilon
On the couch, from left to right: Michael 20-Kappa (aka Michael Laurent), President Zeketo (in his hot comfy clothes), Kayani Leelina (aka Mrs. Tom Rosenberg, aka about five different sockpuppets used for posting Tom/Michael and assorted Zeketo administration RPS all over the place, aka hoping her house has the structural integrity to safely contain all the sexy sitting in her living room right now)
OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER
…by which I mean, I got real Internet now. \o/
Basically, in this part of town, I have two choices for Internet access that’s not dialup–Comcast or Cricket’s nifty little wireless doodad, and after the cable TV research fiasco of a couple weeks ago I have decided that I would not buy a bottle of water from Comcast if I were on fire.
So I got the Cricket doodad today, as it came highly recommended by my stepmom and it’s cheaper than my land line alone.
And since the shitty dialup Internets was the only reason I was clinging to the land line, I’m cutting that shit and my Netscape dialup off. And now I am going to install Firefox 3 on this laptop, let Mini-Me cool off after spending the day in the carrier at Mom’s because the fucking apartments told us they were going to paint today and didn’t paint shit in here, and watch last night’s fake news in the comfort of my bedroom with a beverage and a bag of sesame sticks. \o/
