June 2008 Archives
I ponder making a blog for Jeff…
…just because Jeff would laugh and laugh and laugh at this.
Which puts the image in my head of him actually having to respond to a fire in whatever part of his plant makes Halon and laughing his ass off at the irony the whole time.
[100 Candles] asdasdhjgasf finally.
Chapter 8: DONE
Final damage: 24,204 words. I’m not 100% certain but I think this may be the longest single thing I have ever written. It is definitely the longest I can think of.
It still needs hell of edited, but all the bits that should be there are there and there are no more “scene missing” keyboardmashes and it’s DONE oh god yay *tired kermitflail*.
oh god, my eyes, the tears of joy they weep
Iiiiiii want it to be faaaaaaaall so I can play the Ghostbusters gaaaaaame
Meanwhile:
[100 Candles] extra!
HERE HAVE SOME OMAKE
It has Kenny teaching Jeff Japanese words for fruit by feeding it to him.
Chapter 8 broke 20K words yesterday. o_o
At least I have about half of chapter 9 written already! oh god
Spam of the Day
“The clitoris recognises a good pecker and will slam shut on seeing a tiny one”
…wh.
There is so much wrong with that sentence I don’t even know where to start. Sounds like someone needs a refresher course. (warning: not safe for work or my mom)
whoops, forgot my notes
SS*BB story notes and wankery follow. Advisory: 100 Candles spoiler that’s going to come out in the next chapter or two anyway.
*deflating balloon noises*
Finally got a response from the paying magazine I sent a story to way back in March.
LOL REJECTED
…okay, no, it wasn’t as bad as that. And they actually took the time and trouble to give some good constructive critique on the thing, and encouraged me to polish it up a little more and try again. Which I will do!
In happier writin’ news, it’s Bang*Bang time again! I might have a story in it! Also highly recommended: Songs You Know By Heart, Ostinato, There’s No Place Like Home, Spring Fling, Eleison, A Voice in the Wilderness, aaaaand Magic Comes to the Alphabet City (And to Certain Parts of Greenpoint). [standard Bang*Bang disclaimer applies: if you are my mother or don't want to read about guys doin' it with other guys, don't click any of that]
WIP
Working on outlining now. Colors need some tweaking, and I probably need to whittle that palette down a bit.
Can. Bacon. Can of bacon.
You guys.
The lack of rightness doesn’t keep me from wanting to see if one can purchase individual cans for testing purposes, though.
BACON IN A CAN.
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