May 2008 Archives
one cross bore hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
the cookies are a lie
the cookies are a lie
the cookies are a lie
the cookies are a lie
*wheeze*
I finished my SS*BB story tonight, now I will let it sit for a couple of days and edit the hell out of it.
For now, I run away and play Myst 4, what I (finally) got last week.
Welcome to Year Zero
I just… what. The mind, she boggles. There are so many things about this situation that are just completely, totally, absolutely, shoes-marked-L-and-R-and-”pants first” stupid I don’t even know where to start. The middle T-shirt in the last panel of this Achewood strip pretty much sums it up.
Dear Ms. Malkin, et al: please, please, please take your meatspace troll raids and gb2/b/. And clean up all the guano on your way out.
We will rock you
HOLY CRAP THIS SOUNDS AWESOME AND I WANT TO GO.
…no, I was not a rock nerd with a ridiculously overhuge collection as a child, why do you ask ^_^;
Sweet tapdancing Jesus, what the HELL.
Hey comic-makin’ guys?
If you’ve ever thought you might want to try shooting that comic off to Tokyopop for possible publication?
Man, I thought Dragon Magazine and their “we’ll pay you 3-6 cents a word for all rights to your shit forever” thing was bad. This is downright scary.
[ETA: And another sporking of the contract from Hell.]
GENTLEMEN \o/
THIS SUNDAY MARKS THE BEGINNING OF MY 34TH YEAR ON EARTH
THIS ROOF, IT AIN’T RAISING ITSELF
Birthday alcohol GET: big old bottle of Godiva white chocolate.
And because I haven’t made a food-or-drink post in a while, here’s what I am drinking RIGHT NOW:
2 cups coffee
1 big scoop vanilla ice cream
2 or 3 shots Godiva (although I prefer the white chocolate variety, feel free to use the Godiva flavor of your choice)
Whipped cream on top
Godiva by itself is practically a dessert instead of a drink. Godiva in coffee is awesome. Godiva on ice cream is awesome. All three together is sex in a mug, ladies and gentlemen. SEX IN A MUG.
THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FA–oh wait nm.
Today’s helpful hint: before you spam a community with alarmist drivel and links to online petitions (which always work so well anyway), please make sure you know what the hell you’re talking about.
That Orphan Works act will not let everyone in the world steal your art, for crying out loud. Please read this–and I mean READ, not skim for the parts that sound scariest when taken out of context.
Screenshots!
Okay, bear with me, I’ve not yet used WordPress’s new gallery whackus, so this may break. If so, I will do this the old-fashioned way.
Also be advised that there may be spoilers for the two or three people who haven’t played Portal yet.
Today’s safety tip
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel and teeth.
