September 2007 Archives
See the Turtle, ain’t it keen?
Tiny conjoined turtle twins! This is a lot cuter than it sounds, really.
Spam O’ The Day
Knock her down with your cock. [1]
http://www.[bahleeted].biz/
In Africa men let the snake bite their penis to make it look bigger. [2]
They just cant afford Penis Enlarge Patch.
[1] I’m sure this is a fetish somewhere. It ain’t mine.
[2] I don’t even have a penis and I’m sitting here with my legs crossed into a tiny knot going “GAH DO NOT WANT D: D: D:”
Oh man, it’s just like the good old days
I was just thinking the other day, “you know, I haven’t seen any major wank involving Squidi in a couple years, I wonder what he’s up to these days?”
Now granted, I can dig being displeased about someone using an idea I came up with and claiming it was 100% his own. But, uh… dude, if you don’t want people to use your ideas without giving you credit, don’t tell people they can use your ideas without giving you credit.
No more naked bento boxes!
Trip to fabric store + four fat quarters (two green with white speckles, two light blue/lighter blue striped) + two spools of 2-for-a-buck ribbon (one green, one blue) + about twenty minutes at the sewing machine = proper wraps and bags for the Hello Kitty boxes. And there was much rejoicing. Yaay.
I should probably consider making a bag for the pink elephant box as well.
A very good day for Dollar Tree
Dollar Tree. If you’re near one and you are remotely interested in bento-type things, GO NOW. They have these.
Oh yes. Those are indeed two-tier Hello Kitty bento boxes, in blue and green. They’re about the same size as my blue Tenmari box, maybe just a teeny bit bigger. Be warned, there’s nothing but the box. No chopsticks, no belt, no bag, no bandanna. The lids are quite secure, but I’m still going to go get some bandannas to tie them up in and perhaps make little bags for them as well. I cannot wait to try them.
HELLO KITTY BENTO BOXES. $1 EACH. OH HELL YEAH.
Turkeyburger FTW
Best turkeyburger I have ever made tonight.
- Ground turkey (hur)
- Grated parmesan
- Italian bread crumbs
- Feta
- Sprinkle of Gator’s Gourmet Mesquite Meat Dust
- Dribble of soy sauce
- Dribble of Worcestershire sauce
- Dribble of Sriracha
- Grill
- Top with provolone
- Serve on half a toasted sub roll
OM NOM NOM NOM
pardon my ass bug, it has departed
Pile of rush jobs + short a person + people calling while customers are up front + people coming in while customers are on phone + Aunt Flo + pounding headache – Excedrin + having to ride home with pounding headache = not the most awesome day ever
Excedrin + fan + nice dark bedroom + delicious sandwich + Shadow of the Colossus = much better
also holy crap would you believe I am actually writing on my ss*bb story
Fuck you, Hillary. Just… fuck you.
Tell you what, hon: why don’t YOU try keeping up an average-priced insurance plan on a middle-class salary?
Fuck both sides of the aisle.
were in ur lj, not actually minin ur data
(edited to reflect information from v. reliable source that says this is not, in fact, a big deal at all.)
Brave New Fish
[Friday afternoon, at Kroger]
Me: Hmm de hmm, I believe I will go and see what’s new in the seafood section, maybe they have those cheap tuna steaks again–
Freezer: Psst. You wan’ some tilapia? Look at this fuckin’ tilapia.
Me: Wh-
Freezer: Tilapia? Single-serving pack? Jus’ like that salmon shit you get all the time? Right here.
Me: I-I don’t-
Freezer: You want some tilapia? Holy living shit yeah you want some fuckin’ tilapia.
Me: Look, I’ve never even tried-
Freezer: 4 for $5, yo.
Me: … [grabs tilapia]
[Last night]
Me: …hm, tilapia. I shall put that in the fridge to thaw and eat it for dinner tomorrow night.
[This evening]
Me: Okay, fancy little sandwich for tomorrow’s lunch, now what’s for dinner-
Tilapia: Hello!
Me: …o rite. … … …um. I have never cooked tilapia. I have never eaten tilapia. WTF DO I DO? … …[sees never-used tequila/lime marinade in bottom of fridge] [pops tilapia into Baggie] [pours limestuff on tilapia] [puts tilapia back in fridge]
Tilapia: …so, um, I’ll just be in here, I guess?
Me: HELP ME, ALLRECIPES
AllRecipes: What’s troubling you, my child?
Me: HOW DO I SHOT WEB COOKED TILAPIA
AllRecipes: Well, you can pan-fry it. Or you can broil it with a slice of lemon on top. Or you can wrap it in foil and bake it. Or you can grill it. Or you can poach it. Or you can roll it in some sort of crumbs and bake it. Or you can fry it. Or-
Me: Wait, go back one.
AllRecipes: …you can roll it in crumbs and bake it?
Me: I have Italian bread crumbs and grated parmesan. Would that work, also taking into consideration the fact that the tilapia in question is currently sitting in lime stuff?
AllRecipes: … ¯\(O_o)/¯
Me: …fuck it, I’ma go for it.
And this is how I had bowtie pasta, garlic toast, and yummy baked tilapia with a bread crumb and parmesan crust for dinner. :9
