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  • February 7, 2010 at 9:33 pm in

I am absurdly pleased with the male Mannequin, both how it looks and how little postwork is required to make it look like that. Here’s what it looks like almost straight out of Poser, with just the modicum of cloning and patching necessary to smooth out the places where the two figures that make it up meet (click to embiggen):

I’ma have to make a wallpaper out of it, I think.

*headdesk*

  • February 3, 2010 at 2:15 pm in

Dear local tae kwon do school:

Oh hell no you did not make a website whose index page consists almost entirely of a big-ass still of the Morpheus-vs.-Neo dojo scene in The Matrix.

Winter sport I would not try for any amount of money:

  • February 3, 2010 at 12:06 pm in

Skeleton.

Clearly, screaming through an unyielding icy tube at 8000000000 MPH on a sled the size of a sardine can with sharp blades on the bottom of it with your entire unprotected body like three inches away from said unyielding icy tube and sharp blades and doing this feet-first isn’t batshit crazy enough for some people. YEAH LET’S DO IT HEAD-FIRST WOO. yeah how about no.

I can’t even watch it. I’m fine with bobsled, I’m okay with watching luge (though I probably wouldn’t do that either), but skeleton comes on and NOPE CHANGING THE CHANNEL NOW.

In the name of the Moon, I will wreck your shit

Make yer own.

[insert every facepalm.jpg on the Internet here]

  • January 27, 2010 at 10:44 am in

Evidently, some well-meaning but horticulturally challenged citizen turned Davis in. Davis said the team of narcotics officers combed his house for about an hour, at one point discussing whether red and gold bamboo growing in his window might be marijuana. They also asked what he did with the watermelons and cantaloupes growing in his back yard.

“What would I do with them?” Davis said.

Yep, Harris County’s finest at work. GREAT JORB DEWDZ.

Because you totally needed to know this

  • January 25, 2010 at 4:38 pm in

20 years after the last Spanish class I took, I finally learned how to roll an R.

I can’t go rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, but at least I can finally say “erre con erre cigarro, erre con erre barril, rapido corren los carros sobre los rieles de ferrocarril” and not sound like a complete idiot.

Things what are in my bowl

[ETA: whoops, forgot one:]

Up yours, CoS

  • January 19, 2010 at 12:12 pm in

Helping: you are DOING IT WRONG

For some reason this almost makes me madder than Rush and Uncle Pat’s bullshit–possibly because even if they were complete fucking assholes and said things that were completely fucking assholish, at least they weren’t flying over to actively scam earthquake survivors out of what little they have left.

If I were rich, I would fill a plane with food and water and real doctors and medical supplies… and recruit Anonymi, Guy Fawkes masks and all, to distribute the goods right in front of wherever the CoS has set up shop.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • January 18, 2010 at 9:57 pm in

You guys, you guys, remember the shiba inu puppy cam? Of course you remember the fucking shiba inu puppy cam, how can you forget live video of a box of puppies?

They have a new litter. Which you can also watch on the Internets.

eeeeeeeeeeee they are so tiny and squirmy eeeeeeeeeeee

I has a shiny

Just around the first turn, there was an Elvis impersonator cheering us on in proper Kingly fashion along with a boy of about 10-12–who was also an Elvis impersonator.

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