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I am absurdly pleased with the male Mannequin, both how it looks and how little postwork is required to make it look like that. Here’s what it looks like almost straight out of Poser, with just the modicum of cloning and patching necessary to smooth out the places where the two figures that make it up meet (click to embiggen):
I’ma have to make a wallpaper out of it, I think.
*headdesk*
Dear local tae kwon do school:
Oh hell no you did not make a website whose index page consists almost entirely of a big-ass still of the Morpheus-vs.-Neo dojo scene in The Matrix.
Winter sport I would not try for any amount of money:
Skeleton.
Clearly, screaming through an unyielding icy tube at 8000000000 MPH on a sled the size of a sardine can with sharp blades on the bottom of it with your entire unprotected body like three inches away from said unyielding icy tube and sharp blades and doing this feet-first isn’t batshit crazy enough for some people. YEAH LET’S DO IT HEAD-FIRST WOO. yeah how about no.
I can’t even watch it. I’m fine with bobsled, I’m okay with watching luge (though I probably wouldn’t do that either), but skeleton comes on and NOPE CHANGING THE CHANNEL NOW.
[insert every facepalm.jpg on the Internet here]
Yep, Harris County’s finest at work. GREAT JORB DEWDZ.
Because you totally needed to know this
20 years after the last Spanish class I took, I finally learned how to roll an R.
I can’t go rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, but at least I can finally say “erre con erre cigarro, erre con erre barril, rapido corren los carros sobre los rieles de ferrocarril” and not sound like a complete idiot.
Up yours, CoS
Helping: you are DOING IT WRONG
For some reason this almost makes me madder than Rush and Uncle Pat’s bullshit–possibly because even if they were complete fucking assholes and said things that were completely fucking assholish, at least they weren’t flying over to actively scam earthquake survivors out of what little they have left.
If I were rich, I would fill a plane with food and water and real doctors and medical supplies… and recruit Anonymi, Guy Fawkes masks and all, to distribute the goods right in front of wherever the CoS has set up shop.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You guys, you guys, remember the shiba inu puppy cam? Of course you remember the fucking shiba inu puppy cam, how can you forget live video of a box of puppies?
They have a new litter. Which you can also watch on the Internets.
eeeeeeeeeeee they are so tiny and squirmy eeeeeeeeeeee
I has a shiny
Just around the first turn, there was an Elvis impersonator cheering us on in proper Kingly fashion along with a boy of about 10-12–who was also an Elvis impersonator.




