Fire of Unknown Origin

AT&T? This thing you have done all day, this thing where we can access basically any website anywhere on the Internet except Neopets, this is not on. I’m not going to call AT&T tech support just because I cannot get to my Yooyuball fix especially not when I am less than an hour away from being able to do so at home, but still. Not on.

I just installed Firefox 3 here at work. I realize what a silly, insignificant thing this really is, but I really, really, really hate the “recent pages” dropdown being on the back/next buttons and not on the location bar like it has been since basically the beginning of time. The knowledge base has at least helped me make the location bar stop offering suggestions from bookmarks every time I look at it sideways, but I cannot figure out how to put the “recent pages” whackus where it jolly darn well belongs.

HALP ME INTARWEBS

[ETA: oldbar + Hide Unvisited = the trick.]

IT’S ALIVE

IT’S CUTE

man, if he does that “Near… *runrunrunrunrunrunrunrun* Far!” thing, there will be no survivors in his path

If you see nothing wrong with this, please just GTFO.

If there are one or more people on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the Internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

I got the Free Time expansion today and spent all afternoon and evening giving everyone secondary aspirations and trying to figure out their hidden hobby interests.

When I got to Ray, I remembered that I had a certain hacked-to-be-buyable career reward that suited him…

Thought bubble mine, but come on. This is a hydroponic gardening system. It is the Slacker career reward. And much like we all know that what Maxis calls a “bubble blower” is a thinly veiled bong, we all know this thing ain’t for growing radishes.

Jim, I think I accidentally hit “spam” on your comment on the McD’s flap. :}

If you don’t like them, you don’t like them and that’s fine. Personally, I can’t eat there more than twice a month or so. But I do like their cheeseburgers and fries once in a while.

Grace Community Church: Hey, we’ve got a couple million bucks lying around here, what can we do with that? …yeah, well, I guess we could feed some hungry people or help some people pay for healthcare or something, but–ooo! Wait! Let’s build a pair of 200-foot tall crosses on I-45! Yeah!

Oooookay. Far as I’m concerned, it’s their money and their land, and they can do what they want with it. I don’t care for the sentiment of “marking our city for [the Christian] God” at all–hate to break it to you guys, but there are people here who do not believe in your particular interpretation of God and you’re just going to have to put on your big-person panties and deal with that. But as long as their ridiculously overhuge crosses aren’t interfering with the businesses and lives of people around them, sure. It’s still a free country, and they’re still free to spend their money on a gigantic cross and plop it down on their own land, and I will gladly defend their right to do so.

That doesn’t make it any less idiotic. Have fun with your obscenely useless displays of phat bank, guys. God forbid you actually put that money into something that might actually do someone some good.

OMG MCDONALDS SUPPORTS TEH GAYZ, BOYCOTT THEM

The AFA has officially become its own parody, if some of the comments from its butthurt members are any indication. Really, you guys, that’s just silly.